Jealousy and Envy went to the store

Jealousy and envy went to the store….
Jealousy was mad and envy was sore…..
Jealousy was envious of what envy might buy…
envious was jealous of jealousy and hoped jealousy would die!!!!!!

Jealousy followed envious into the local “SMALL-Mart”….
envious tried to “slip away”….(this wasn’t very smart….)
Jealousy simply ran ahead and blocked Envious’s grocery cart….

Jealousy and envy then had a big ole fight.
Jealousy THREW a left hook,
envy FIRED a right….
other SMALL-MART shoppers were delighted by the sight! and hoped it would continue long into the night!!!!

Jealousy yelled at envious and slapped her in the head
Envy responded with “drop dead Fred!!!!!!”
they rolled around the aisle , cans falling everywhere,
envious “flattened” Jealousy, but Jealousy “had a spare”…

The fighting finally stopped when security was called
Jealousy was all torn up and envy was totally mauled!!!

Both were banned from SMALL-Mart
What was the lesson learned?
JEALOUSY PLOTTED A “NEW REVENGE”
and ENVIOUS VOWED NEVER TO BE BURNED!!!!!!

KEVIN MCGEENEY 2010

Jealousy and Envy went to the store

Kevin McGeeney

Sandy, United States

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JEALOUSY AND ENVY……KISSIN COUSINS OF DRAMA!!!!!! WHAT WOULD THE WORLD BE WITHOUT IT??????????????????????????

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