Into the dryer I threw my wet socks
set the timer, and watched the clock
checked on my socks a few minutes ago
the dryer’s still running
but where’d one sock go???
I turned off the dryer and looked in the back
it wasn’t on the floor or by the laundry rack….
the dryer itself is a very strange place
it “warp speeds” one sock into twilight zone space
I’m glad I have lots of socks to spare…..
cause they’re all an “off-white”….
SO I REALLY DON’T CARE!
Kevin McGeeney 2oo8