One for all the mathematicians by Ken Boxsell

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings
where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up
100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B U -L -L -S -H! -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -$ -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
= 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that Hard Work, Knowledge
and Attitude will get you there, but its the Bullshit and A$s
kissing that will put you over the top.

‘REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE AROUND, SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM’