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of dreams and nightmares: back to school...

so, it was a sunny day, like any other day in ojai really… i was out and about, walking the streets, when i happened across nordhoff high… so i stopped to take a gander, as it’d been 4 yrs since i graduated from there… i was reminiscing about those days long past, when some chatter turned my attention to the baseball field… there was a p.e. class in session, and they were playing softball… i noticed the the fielding team was a player short, as there was no 1st baseman… i thought to myself how nice it’d be to even up the team, and just for old times sake, of playing softball again… so i nonchalantly strolled near to 2nd base, with no on the wiser that i didn’t belong, when the 2 girls playing 2nd base and short stop gasped in unison…

“uh oh… here comes don’t touch me” said the girl playing 2nd base…

“great, and nowhere for us to hide”, said the other…

my curiosity peaked, i turned to see who they were talking about… sauntering over was a slightly overweight, balding, 40’s something teacher (who looked exactly like paul giamatti)… “don’t touch me! don’t touch me!” he squealed at the girls, as he grabbed at their breasts…

" um, excuse me??" i called to him, “you can’t just be walking up and grabbing at girls like that!”

“what are you going to do about it?!?” he sneered at me…

“for starters, how about i turn you in to the school staff?”, i replied…

""well, how about i just tell the p.e. teacher how there’s some guy hanging out in her class that doesn’t belong on these school grounds?", he challenged back…

“i’m sorry, but i highly doubt the teacher is going to care more about a 22 yr old playing softball, than a fellow teacher grabbing her students breasts!”

… at which point, i woke from my dream before we could see who would when this debate… not sure what i ate that night, think it was potato chowder… anyhoo, at least once a week i have oddball dreams… though usually more than just once!

of dreams and nightmares: back to school...


Ojai, United States

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