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    28 going on 14 by justineb

    Sometime during 2006 I found myself going through one of the most excruciating, embarrassing and nerdy processes that plagues teenagers. I had my braces applied. The problem? I was 27. A long j…

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    A Beaver out of the River by justineb

    Overjoyed to have a social event etched on the calendar, I was like a child counting down to Christmas, eagerly anticipating a big night out. It seemed like a fantastic idea, round up all the s…

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    The Great Snow Cone Adventure by justineb

    "What flavour?"

    "Hmm, do you have cola? No? I’ll have orange."

    "What size?"

    I know that this is a trick question. It’s my sixth day in the USA and my first in sunny California. Usually…

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    Unhyjeanic Shopping by justineb

    At a time when I was at a heavier weight than now, clothes shopping was not always a successful event, unless I crossed that imaginary line into the ‘big girls’ department. So it was with great…

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    The Great Cultural Divide by justineb

    They talk about people from different cultures having different food, clothing, ceremonies, languages, even events. One thing they do not often talk about is, different bathroom habits. Now any…

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    Sylvia the Florist by justineb

    All single girls play games when they are out on a night that involves scouting for single men. I myself am guilty. One of my favourite tricks, and a favourite of many of my single friends, is …

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    Cats on an Old Brick Wall by justineb

    There were four cats who sat on a wall,
    bending and stretching and sitting up tall.

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