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    It's hard to reform by jubabeast

    A very modern doctor
    decided to reform,
    instead of writing longhand
    she used a data form.

    Prescriptions from her keyboard—
    it seemed time-saving bliss.
    But pharmacies sent them back,
    “…

    37 words

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    A little spider climbed in my bed by jubabeast

    A little spider climbed in my bed,
    with lots of sheet to spare,
    and ‘though I’m tired and want to rest,
    I am not about to share.

    78 words

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    I would do anything at all for Mary Sue by jubabeast

    I made a shoe for Mary Sue
    in beautiful shades
    of pink and blue,
    with fine, fine leather,
    and stitching too,
    and filled it with love
    for Mary Sue.

    305 words

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    Way to be happy by jubabeast

    There was a guy,
    happy I’m told,
    he lived so long
    he forgot to be old.

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    Wild and free by jubabeast

    Yes, I can live so wild and free
    because before me on TV,
    I can pick any drug that’s nice,
    to buy at extortionist price,
    to fix my sex life or my knees.

    And if I can’t afford to pay,
    th…

    64 words

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    I wear socks by jubabeast

    I know a lady who likes to ride
    on a horse with me beside.
    The horse goes bare, and so does she.
    But I wear socks up to my knees.

    30 words

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    Anything at all by jubabeast

    I knew a girl who had a ball
    that showed her anything at all.
    So I asked her if she would see
    just what the future holds for me.
    “I see,” she said, and licked her lips,
    “that you’ll make d…

    46 words

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    The man who wanted gold by jubabeast

    I knew a man
    who wanted gold.
    He wanted more
    than he could hold.

    He wanted more
    than you could dream,
    He had a plan,
    He had a scheme.

    He tried to steal
    It with his gang;
    Instead o…

    44 words

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    Forest talk by jubabeast

    "How do you do?" asked the kangaroo.
    “I’m fairly well,” growled the bear.
    “And, how’s your aunt?” quizzed the elephant.
    “She’s hopping mad,” said the hare.

    “What would it take,” inquired …

    88 words

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    Favorite man by jubabeast

    I took my love
    to the county fair,
    she said she hoped
    I’d win a bear.

    So I swung the hammer
    as hard as I can.
    and now, you know,
    I’m her favorite man.

    34 words

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    I watch you sleep by jubabeast

    Hip hop rattling on the panes,
    With crazy laughter, crazy games.
    Street car racing, top speed dares,
    Don’t ask what’s going on, on the stairs.

    79 words

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    Endangered by jubabeast

    My habitat is failing
    from noise, and smog, and neglect.
    A hundred thousand here and there
    will have the right effect.

    85 words

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    one bad heel by jubabeast

    Her shoes are where
    she left them.
    That’s all—
    nothing else.

    Almost new,
    one has a broken heel—
    they’re trash
    because one is broken.

    It takes two good shoes
    to make a pair—
    Just o…

    55 words

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    Rock Solid by jubabeast

    You say you have a wiggly tooth,
    I say it isn’t so.
    That tooth is rock solid
    but your head wobbles as you go.

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    A real love poem by jubabeast

    A real love poem would never deem
    to live by page or pixelation,
    it would not flow from graphite rod
    nor plastic keyboard creation.

    A real love poem would write itself
    on fine scrolls of…

    76 words

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    Susan Frey by jubabeast

    Going now to see Susan Frey,
    She lives someplace a smile away.

    But back I turn, same old replay—
    A hopeless fool, a smile away.

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    probably not by jubabeast

    the day’s dark clouds
    have streaks of light
    here and there

    mostly dark

    i wish they
    would go

    probably not

    cold drops splash

    an icy rivulet
    down over my heart

    i think of you

    35 words

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    The goose is loose by jubabeast

    He thinks it’s fun,
    That evil one.
    Oh, save us from the Goose.

    105 words

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    I think of you by jubabeast

    I think of you—
    a bud,
    almost furled,
    straining toward spring.

    Then casting aside
    the shell,
    opening,
    filling your veins
    with earth and sky;
    drinking life,
    radiating beauty.

    “Sum…

    73 words

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    Hard to die by jubabeast

    I wouldn’t mind this dying,
    Just the endless coddle—
    Stupid tubes and needles,
    Peeing in a bottle.

    79 words