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Email from long ago. holy hell i am funny..

Date: Thu, 15 May 2008 22:30:41 +1000

i’m bored:

so i’m going to rite my version of wat dying is like.
nah thats gay.. ummmmmm.
wat …
i know. wat it’s like to b a dog. actually MY dog. 1st person too

i’m in a shity little cage. it’s hot. i’m bored. hey look, sum1’s coming.
mayb they’l feed me… huh, wow, uaa. oh . nuh, they went back inside. damn
all these shit that no1 ever cleans out of my cage. i wanna go 4 a run. i
know. i’ll try to escape. i’ll headbut the door. oww. that hurt. well it
probly hurt the door even more then didn’t it??
cool, i’ll keep headbutting it. ok, my neck hurts. ok, u dirty door. u win.
u won yesterday aswell, but that doesn’t mean i’l give up. now i’l run in
circles and bite then fence. wohow. these is crazy. i’m sooo dizzzz’y. hey.
is that a bad guy or my tail. i don’t know. oh well, might aswell try to
kill it.
man that tasted yukky. now i’m gonna throw up. bargh. now i’ll eat it cause
i’m hungry. now i’ve got diaroea. i’m still hungry so i’ll eat that to.
mmmmm. (wakes up in middle of the night) i’m bored. i know!!! i’ll start
barking for 2 hours then wen they tell me to shut up, i’ll bark louder.

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