Poem. Life Cafe, RARE CHEF.

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The Chef is a genius
the Chef is brilliant
the Chef is an artist
the Chef has an ego
the Chef is an arrogant PIG!
the Chef is a diva
the Chef is too slow
the Chef costs us plenty
The Chef had to go


The new Chef is a genius
he is just SO brilliant
his steaks are so succulent
his sous liquid gold
But oh he has a temper
he has a complex
it’s his way or no
he shouts at the waiters
he screams at the manager
he lambasts our dear customers
he can’t work with anyone
The Chef had to go!

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arrogant, diva, chef, genius

Yorkshireman. Designer, writer, poet, artist, riddler, curator, urban walker, bathroom-cleaner, table-setter and napkin-folder. New York ’Life Cafe" East Village and Bushwick Brooklyn cafes co-owner. Father, grandfather, and serial husband. UK ex-pat. wine-lover and skilled re-cycler.

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