REAL LIFE ALARM. Short story. A call in the night.

One of the worst things that can happen to a restaurant/bar owner is when the phone rings in the deepest and darkest part of the night. It usually happens when you’re so asleep, you could have your legs amputated and not know till you fall out of bed the next morning.

For me that time is around 4.30am, just the time that the phone rang last night.
My wife and I live in Bushwick, a part of Brooklyn and a 15 minute high speed drive into Manhattans’ East Village where our place is.

When the phone rang last night, it was my wife (we co-own the place) who was first out of bed. My eyes and mouth both open with a “Oh f***” knowing what the call is likely to be about.
Then she’s back into the bedroom from the office where she took the call, and pulling on her clothes. I follow, and ask her what’s the report?

As I guessed it’s from the alarm company who told her the alarm has been set off and it’s "Zone 4’. That sends a chill through both of us, as it’s the back entrance, a cause for worry!

It’s 4.45am on Saturday morning. We’re both now in our old Volvo estate car, and shooting down the road, at speed. My wife is the best driver in New York, so I have to believe.
When I first came to live with her in the city I was so scared by her New York driving that I believed the romance was doomed, either metaphorically or physically. (I’m an emigre Yorkshireman and the last place I lived in England was populated by sheep and occasional tractors.)

When we race in for an alarm call, she doesn’t stop for red-lights. When I point out that this is just the time of night that late revellers are going home, drunk and driving- and we’re shooting the lights, she says she’ll tell the police we are on our way to an alarm call.
I’m not thinking of them, I’m thinking of the legitamate complaints from drivers who have just slammed into us and killed us! Besides that chance of violent death we’re speeding our way to confront thieves who have possibly broken into our place and are now, as we drive, looting our liquor cellar and checking their weapons!

Minutes earlier, as we cross the Williamsburgh Bridge from Brooklyn over the East River, the alarm people told her that they’ve notified the police. But that’s no comfort to us as we have no expectation that they will be there when we arrive. Sure enough, when the old Volvo containing us two old people arrive- there are no police to be seen.
Once again it’s just adrenalin pumped Kath and me, 58 year olds, with no idea when we pull up the roller shutters and open the door to the dark interior, what we are going to find inside!

(What happened inside -in my next journal entry).


John Sunderland

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My regular reports of my life as an owner of Life Cafe in the East Village of New York.

(A surpising life for a Yorkshireman from the moors I never expected to live).

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Yorkshireman. Designer, writer, poet, artist, riddler, curator, urban walker, bathroom-cleaner, table-setter and napkin-folder. New York ’Life Cafe" East Village and Bushwick Brooklyn cafes co-owner. Father, grandfather, and serial husband. UK ex-pat. wine-lover and skilled re-cycler.

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  • sandraellen
    sandraellenover 3 years ago

    John, this contains all the elements to catch my eye—-red lights, volvo cars, new york and ‘old’ (quote) people. (like me) :))
    thankyou, enjoyed the read—-WAITING for the next installment—-sandra

  • John Sunderland
    John Sunderlandover 3 years ago

    thanks Sandra
    Will add next installment tomorrow.
    Cheers

  • John Sunderland
    John Sunderlandover 3 years ago

    thanks Sandra
    Will add next installment tomorrow.
    Cheers

  • Damian
    Damianover 3 years ago

    LOL, I’d be worried by red light running too :)
    An interesting slice of life here.

  • JenLand
    JenLandover 3 years ago

    Well at least I know you’re still alive cuz you wrote this after the fact!!!!! dying to know what happend!!
    LOVE New York drivers ;0)

  • Arcadia Tempest
    Arcadia Tempestover 3 years ago

    Well I am just going to have to find out what happened next :O Loved your description of your arrival :D

  • artyfifi
    artyfifiover 3 years ago

    Wow! Felt like I was in NY following your speeding Volvo. Excellent descriptive writing, made me smile too. Can’t wait to read what happens next lol : )

  • Matthew Dalton
    Matthew Daltonover 3 years ago

    This is a lot of fun. The pace is bang on. Great read – thanks!

  • Pat-e2
    Pat-e2over 3 years ago

    Super!