Since coming to live in New York in 2004 as a Yorkshireman (famed for being tight as a ducks bum) I have never been able to get used to the idea of the bagel- I mean like the doughnut it has the bit in the middle missing- who’s got those?
Anyway I think this is the scariest picture I have done to date and if you should buy it as a card, I advize you to keep it in a cupboard under a brick.

Dry pastel on Canson pastel paper