Food Dude

Is my face flush? Oh great, I’m starting to blush? I really hate you, you know that? You reveal the truth without the bat of an eyelash. I shouldn’t have told you that kid pissed me off. Look at me now, I’m getting all soft. I don’t have time to go through this crap. You’ve turned me into a total sap. Then again I should be mad at me. I’m the one that let it slip to thee. When you asked me how I’d been I shouldn’t have told you about him. It’s not even like that, not at all. What? Yes, he’s kind of tall. Are you trying to tell me that I like this putz? No I don’t, now stop making a fuss! You’re really starting to make me mad. Why don’t you stop being a cad? Now, what do you need?!? Yes, my face is easy to read. I really shouldn’t have said, now my face is being read. His name you want to know? If I tell you you’ll search for him high and low. I will tell you the name I know of him first. Tats when of him I thought he worst. When he sat near me I became afoul a mood because all I could hear was the crunching of food. Then with a sigh, I dubbed him Food Guy.

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