Jeremy Harle
Profile
- Name
- Jeremy Harle
- Age
- 47
- City
- Newton Abbot
- Country
- United Kingdom
- Joined
- May 2008
Old. Fat. Balding. Bad Teeth. Bad Temper. Moody.
Generally deeply undesirable all round on a personal level.
On the other hand I can be quite amusing, even charming at times; I’m not a bad husband and a reasonably good father.
And I don’t smell. Well, I don’t think I do. But then I don’t believe I snore either.
I like Dr Who, Planet Karen and Rodney Carrington.
I loathe and detest Jeffrey Archer, Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears.
I watch “Pushing Daisies” but only because I wouldn’t kick Anna Friel out of bed.
Writing
Sandra's Tattoo
It’s mostly blokes or desperate fat birds who actually have tattoos done. / All those air-brushed cover girls of FHM and Maxim couldn’t hold a candle to Sandra.
The Truth
She took up with a twin sister synchronised swimming team and for several years the three of them all shared a love nest in Fulham.
Albert
It was Albert’s 27th birthday.
Tears and Sex
His mouth and throat went dry.
