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Beautiful girl with golden hair,
Standing there like a fucking moron,
Please get off your phone,
And out of the way,
Before I run you over.

Turn your sapphire eyes to me,
You brain-dead, overstuffed blouse.
It’s a crosswalk,
Not a cross stop,
Get out of the goddamn street!

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Stupid blonde woman arguing on her cell phone in the middle of street.


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  • BlueVoodooDoll
    BlueVoodooDollalmost 2 years ago


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