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To He Who Pissed Me Off

Oh, Poet, with your pretentious thoughts so shallow,
Whose rhyme and verse, falsely,
You profess to be so hallowed.
Rest the quill and stay your hand,
For your work is soft like shit.

Whoa to you, Scribe, with the superfluous garbage,
Falling out from your worthless brain.
Please cease in your long-lettered attack.
Roll your work into a ball, tight as can be,
And then jam it deep into your crack.

Have a nice day.

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To The Poet Who Thinks He’s The Shit

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From Pennsylvania. BS in Film. MFA in Creative Writing, emphasis on Screenwriting.

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  • Anna S.
    Anna S.almost 2 years ago

    If only I could turn my feelings of disappointment, confusion and betray into this type of poetry, my soul would have been in a much nicer place than it is now.
    As always John,wonderful prose.

  • Your poems and prose ARE emotive and true. :)

    Sometimes you just need to tell people how you feel. Thanks for the comment Anna! :)

    – johnmiller

  • Anna S.
    Anna S.almost 2 years ago

    I believe yours are too…? :)

  • Anna S.
    Anna S.almost 2 years ago

    Got my day finally. Articulated in a different form though….:)

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