Bunny Shroud by John Douglas
John Douglas

Bunny Shroud by

Gouache on paper.

In 1988, carbon dating of the Turin Shroud revealed that it was a medieval or Renaissance forgery.
Therefore it could not be the alleged Christ’s burial cloth, miraculously imprinted with his image, as millions believed.

Yet many questions remained. How could a hoaxer of 500 or more years ago have created an image that appears so astonishingly life-like when seen in photographic negative? How was such an inexplicable image formed? Who was the genius behind it? And who would have dared to fake the world’s most famous christian relic?

In 1994, researchers Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince presented their theory that the shroud was a clever hoax perpetrated by none other than Leonardo da Vinci, who had managed to find a way to simultaneously jibe the christian church and to experiment with photography. (Leonardo’s work with optics and the camera obscura caused him to be accused of necromancy in the 1480s.)

If Picknett and Prince are correct – and their argument is a compelling one – Da Vinci pre-empted modern photography by centuries. (Turin Shroud – In Whose Image? by Lynn Picknett and Clive Prince.)

However, following my own forensic research into the Turin Shroud, gaining access by climbing under the robes of an arthritic priest and making noises like a waterwheel, I have uncovered an even more controversial origin.

Upon much closer inspection the relic clearly is the work of a very, very clever rabbit. Proof of the Easter Bunny at long last? Where was this mysterious wascially wabbit from?
Further research and some juicy carrots may reveal all.

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Comments

  • dani05
    dani05over 3 years ago

    Great wall art and very interesting comments you made. Thanks for sharing.
    (The bunny reminds me of that great movie called Donnie Darko)

  • Thanks Dani. Didn’t think of Donnie Darko rabbit – I see it now!

    – John Douglas

  • H M Bascom
    H M Bascomover 3 years ago

    Ha! The secret is revealed at last. God is a rabbit. Excellent research John.

  • yes I suffered for my research, am still trying to remove the smell of morality

    – John Douglas

  • Beth Mills
    Beth Millsover 3 years ago

    Wascally wabbit a conman artist??? Now I’ve heard everything? Thank you John for finally solving the mystery!! And I suppose there isn’t a Great Turtle? Only a Gweat Wabbit?
    Image is tewwific!! :-)

  • weally, weally, twuly? Gweat turtle rocks!

    – John Douglas

  • shayne2011
    shayne2011over 3 years ago

    ..now i’m rethinking the stations of the cross too.

  • oh yes I rethink them at every opportunity

    – John Douglas

  • flower68
    flower68over 3 years ago

    fascinating. narrative.Thankou.Love the bunny :-)

  • thanks and thanks from the bunny, as susn will let you know Buddy IS god!

    – John Douglas

  • Susan Grissom
    Susan Grissomover 3 years ago

    Buddy is God. in case you wondered and he is looking forward to the carrots

  • yes I am quite sure Buudy is god, and we must keep this from angel

    – John Douglas

  • butchart
    butchartover 3 years ago
    now this theory i buy…. only because i’m convinced that the research involved was done under strict scientific guidelines and with the purest intent of finding the truth at last………………..b
  • it was tough task but am glad I venured under the robes, where no man of legal age had yet ventured

    – John Douglas

  • AmySplash
    AmySplashover 3 years ago

    lovely

  • thanks Amy!

    – John Douglas

  • Shylie Edwards
    Shylie Edwardsover 3 years ago

    i am still laughing!!!! what can i say!!! tut tut …is that a bunny noise.???

  • shhhh there are bunny ears EVERYWHERE here

    – John Douglas

  • shayne2011
    shayne2011over 3 years ago

    Discovery News – Turin shroud shows another mystery face
    The ghostly image of a man’s face has emerged on the reverse side of the Shroud of Turin, the piece of linen believed to have been wrapped around the body of Jesus after he was crucified, scientists say. NASA scientists have identified the mystery image as probably being a Monsignor Elmerio Fuddi, a local nobleman of the quattrocento. They claim this to be confirmed by an accompanying coat of arms, bearing the motto, “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. WWWWWWWABBIT!”

    The discovery, using new digital imaging techniques, adds new complexity to one of the most controversial relics in Christendom.

  • Dwat!

    – John Douglas