By Bill Morgan

I’m a proud Teabagger.Now I wasn’t always a Teabagger, I used to just be a proud ‘Merican. That’s before they took power. By “they” I mean the Dems, which oddly sounds a lot like “them”. Anyway, you don’t need to be an eye doctor to see Obama is the chariot driver takin’ this country straight to Hell. And by Hell I mean the Jewish Hell, and while I’ve been told the Jews don’t really believe in a “hell” I believe if they did it was Nazi Germany.

Recently, I was goin’ thru some books at a garage saleand found an oral history of Crystal Knockers (Kristallnacht-Editor’s Note). Now I shot up when I saw the words “oral” with the name of my favorite Adult actress, Crystal Knockers, but it turns out it was a bunch of funny haired Jews talking about when Hitler went all nutzo. A lot of people (me) say Obama is Hitler, and I’ll admit it’s a catchy image but after a few passages I think you’ll see the similarities are uncanny. Let’s examine some passages.

“We heard the angry voices of the SS asking us to open the doors. We knew major trouble was brewing so we didn’t open the doors. We went to the second story of the house, my grandmother’s apartment. We thought it would be difficult for them but I remember after we refused to open the door they used ladders to break in. They broke the windows, came into the apartment and told us we were all under arrest. It was 3AM when this happened. My brother escaped by hiding in a trashcan. The women were told they could leave after awhile; my father and I were subsequently loaded on buses and they took us to Buschenwald”

Heaven help us if that does not sum up exactly the fears most Americans felt as Obama’s henchmen went door to door this past few months for the “census”. I remember when I came home to my trailer and saw the notice on my door that they’d been there…and would return. My heart fell and I thanked the good lord above that I wasn’t home when Obama came a knockin!!

“At 4 am on November 10 the SA broke into a Jewish hospital and examined each patient. Those who were able to walk were forced to leave; the men were later taken to a prison and ultimately to Dachau…. [The patients] were suffering from head injuries and grotesque attempts at suicide. People had cut their wrists with broken glass and then jumped out of windows or taken some poison or a large quantity of sleeping pills.”

OH MY GAAWWDD!!! If that ain’t a metaphor for ObamacareI don’t what is! You want to escape the horror but you can’t. When I read that people (or Jews) had tried to kill themselves I just thought of the escape people I know have tried take from the horrors of Obama. The night Obamacare passed, I’ll never forget it, my friend Jimbo musta drank 2 cases a’ Natty Lightto clear his head! When I read what Crystal Knockers says ‘bout the gov’t telling Drs what to do I am drawn in and feel like I am there! Except now Hitler is black. And Muslim. And probably also a dirty Jew.

“[By 1936] Jews in Germany were prevented from staying in hotels; going to restaurants, theaters, or shops; or even sitting on park benches designated for Aryans. By 1938, most Jewish businesses had been taken over by the Germans”

This line from the Crystal Knockers book sums up how I feel when it comes to my opinion that Obama is Hitler. It gets me funny looks at hotels, restaurants, theaters, shops, public parks and most businesses. I feel like Jew. Like I’m some subhuman rat with beady eyes out looking to haggle some good man out of his hard earned money.

We are now sipping the same milk from the crystal knockers as the Jews did. Of course, our armband is an American flag pin we guilt all Americans into wearing, and we have a bulk of guns instead of having them taken away, and we’re free to dissent and Obama hasn’t actually made any tyrannical changes to our constitution but all the signs are there. You just have to be looking for them. And Remember sometimes the signs are so hidden by the Jew-run media and there stammering, wandering, crooked-nose, hunch-backed, yarmulke-wearin’ lies, you have to go as far as to make them up. But they’re always there if you’re narrow-minded enough to believe anything.

Bill Morgan was a frequent guest on the radio talk show “The Great Debate” and former Lemon Party Presidential candidate. To find out more about Bill Morgan visit LemonParty.org.