It’s only me you forgot to call
only me you left at home.
It was only me that you ignored,
only me you left alone.

I’ve no place to go,
I won’t run away.
I’m your slave ’till the end,
each night and each day.

I’m tired, I’m hungry
I’ve no will of my own,
I just sit here and wait
until you come home.

It’s only me you forgot
as you walked out that door.
You made me so sad
I peed on the floor.

Sorry, your pal, Fido

p.s.: all I ask for is a walk twice a day
and some food in my dish. Is that too much?