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hayleys coo, for anita inveraritys wee card

Hayleys coo
for oor wee hayely life wisny fair
for she wis blessed wi orange hair
at schools her pals, weel she hud nane
cos aw they did wis mock her mane

her maw an paw were awfy sad
that wains could be sae awfy bad
for hayley wis a lovely lass
whod give a smile tae aw she’d pass

whit will we dae her maw did greet
paw thought ah ken lets buy a treat
lets get oor wain her ain wee pet
the cuddliest thing that we can get

thats great maw shouted in paws lug
lets go an buy the wain a dug
so aff paw went an tried tae find
a puppy dug sae saft an kind

but paws idea ran oot o luck
an he set hame in his auld truck
soon he passed mcdonalds farm
ah’ll go an ask it will dae nae harm

auld jock hus collies for his sheep
an sometimes a wee pup he,ll keep
but auld jock he hud nane for sale
an poor auld paw turned awfy pale

but jock says paw noo dinny fret
av somethin else ye can huv for a pet
oor paw wis chuffed an went tae see
jock says paw ye can huv her for free

noo paw wis feart an had nae time
tae try elswhere for a dug sae fine
the deal wis done an aff they went
oor hayles pet wis heaven sent

but michty me maw wisny happy
an started greetin in her nappy
whiy huv ye done whaurs her we dug?
an skelped oor paw across the lug

och help ma boab she will be hame the noo
an youve brought hame a heilan coo!
i dinny ken whit she will say
oor paw chipped in…i got free hay!

wee hayley arrived sae glum an sad
the wains that day hud been awfy bad
cheer up says paw weve got a surprise!
but even that didny light her eyes

come oan wee scone ye poor wee tyke
weve got ye somethin we hope ye’ll like
noo shut yer eyes an coont tae ten
yer paw will go an bring it ben

she opened up an hud a peek
poor maw wis feelin awfy seek
wee hayley didny ken whit tae do
its a huge great orange long haired coo!

she fell tae her knees an cried wi glee
is it reallY just for me!
its hair is orange just like mine
ill luv her till the end o time!

an so wee hayley an rosie grew
rosies whit she called her coo
apart oor hayley an rosie were never seen
the bestest pals theres ever been

hayleys coo, for anita inveraritys wee card

joak

Grangemouth, United Kingdom

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