duck holidays by joak

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ethel duck .. this is a rubbish holiday i thought we were gonny be cruisin in the med
archie duck..aye am no listenin tae that half wit again ..a cruise in St Andrews am fekin frozen
billy duck..och stop whingin its only a wee swell
jamima duck..a fekin wee swell!..its a bloody sunami
jessie duck…och its no far tae the beach noo
ethel duck..aye that will be richt huv ye seen the size o they dugs oan the beach ahll tak ma chances freezin oot here ta very much
archie duck..i telt ye tae bring yer surf boards the waves are great
billy duck.. a bloody surf board its a bloody life boat we need
jessie duck .. aye a dinny think ma erse is as water tight as folk say av sprung a leek
ethel duck..its ok dear its auld age ye can get special pants
freddy duck .. aye well next year am goin tae spain its roastin there
ethel duck ..aye as long as wee areny goin tae china am no endin up in a crispy pancake


  • linaji
    linajiover 2 years ago

    aww love the getting to now your ducks…hehehe

  • halo stranger so nice tae see you..these wee things were so funny bobbin aboot i couldny help masel!..cheers pal ta for droppin by

    – joak

  • Donna19
    Donna19over 2 years ago

    LMAO….. Aye fekin funny me thinks

  • lol ta donna glad ye like ma ducks!

    – joak

  • Barssel
    Barsselover 2 years ago

    Wonderful…….surfing ducks

  • halo pal nice tae see ye are you coping mate

    – joak

  • carol brandt
    carol brandtover 2 years ago

    LOL … hilarious pic and wot a yarn, joak … you gave ol’ grumpy-bum here a badly needed smile

  • you are never a grumpy bum…glad tae make ye smile pal cheers

    – joak

  • Sharon Brown
    Sharon Brownover 2 years ago

    haha…another joak classic. You do these so well. Excellently written my friend.Thanks heaps for the laugh!

  • lol nae problem polly always a pleasure pal

    – joak

  • JRGarland
    JRGarlandover 2 years ago

    LMAO!!! They may survive yet. LOL

  • as long as they dinny go tae the beach..or china!

    – joak

  • Josie Jackson
    Josie Jacksonover 2 years ago

    Love your narrative, very funny, you do come up with some very witty conversations….. Very pretty markings on these ducks, and I love how you have caught the splash of the wave over the ducks, lovely capture Joak and thanks for my morning laugh :o)xox

  • cheers pal i think am an animal at heart!….lol

    – joak

  • WalnutHill
    WalnutHillover 2 years ago

    ROFL – - meanwhile, back on the beach….
    Jamie: why’d they all run away?
    Millie: why do you think?
    Joak: What the duck?! Let’s just go.
    >blows kisses<


  • lol aye well they were wise no tae let millie near them!

    – joak

  • Duncan Cunningham
    Duncan Cunninghamover 2 years ago

    You should get them to “sign” one of your prints – if ye ken whit a mean…

    Great shot by the way ;)

  • aye a ken whit ye mean thats aw ma prints are guid for!

    – joak

  • Mel Brackstone
    Mel Brackstoneover 2 years ago

    hehe….love the narrative, joak!

  • lol cheers mel pal!

    – joak

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