joak

features , winners o a challange..yawn! by joak

Posted on February 14, 2012

ma extraordinary talent means av got tae write a daft journal o stuff that av hud featured an things that av won…am bloody seek cos av got hunners an i will be here aw night an the fitbas oan the telly..whit a pain in the erse..ye ken i can only type wi yin finger an its gone numb awready an av only just started..its ok i will ease the pain wi swally
richt first the scots are commin group featured a burns view o stirlin castle

and also featured
rhonas rabbits..another wee poem for anita inveraritys magic drawins!

rhonas rabbits
rhona hud twa furry friends
she kept them in her pocket
yin o the called mirabelle
the other yin called rocket!

they rabbits they went everywhaur
tae school an doon the toon
an when oor rhona went tae bed
they slept in her night goon

yin sunny day she took them baith
tae see the localpark
they aw hud fun goin doon the chute
it really wis a lark

but aw guid things come tae an end
they went aff tae catch the bus
while mirabelle fell fast asleep
oor rocket caused a fuss

noo rhona sat aside a wife
her name wis ms goodwillie
but whit we rocket got up tae next
wis really awfy silly

the wife hud been doon tae the shops
tae get somethin for her dinner
because she wis sae awfy fat
she bought lettuce tae make her thinner

weel rocket got a sniff o it
an he wis a hungry bunny
so he got oot an ate it aw
it really wisny funny

ms goodwillie got an awfy fright
she nearly wet her pants
cos the last thing that she did expect
wis a rabbit in her plants!

did she no jump an gave a screach
an shouted get the cops
cos av been robbed by a hairy thing
wi big ears that jumps an hops!

so rhona got chucked aff the bus
an had tae wander hame
she swore that she wid never take
these rabbits oot again!

right yer probably fed up awready but if am taken the effort tae write this yous better read it!
sighthound central featured a wee winter walk

and ye can take a dug tae water 2

millie an the swans got featured in animal captions and confessions and image writting 2/24

RIGHT WAKE UP DINNY FALL ASLEEP WHEN AM TELLIN YE STUFF!

why av got deerhounds wis featured in the phDOGraphy group

extreme global warmin was featured in the environmental awareness group

an last but no least the massacre o glencoe wis featured in the scotlands history group

i ken fine nane o ye will huv read this aw the way tae the bottom an ye will aw write..oh well done joak yev done great..an canny be ersed readin it but i need tae do it cos some sad bugger will read it aw!
av also won two challanges
my hidden gem photy won aplace for fairies in the mothernature group

and a winter warmer won the only place i wanna be is underneath your christmas tree challange in thetrees beautiful trees group

right two hours later av got a finger that feels like its been skelped wi a hammer an a sair heed hope yer aw happy night night

  • Donna19

    Donna19

    I have really enjoyed this Joak. You are so entertaining! Love the verse and love the images. Happy Valentines

  • joak:

    lol bet ye never read it aw!..happy valentines tae you anaw pal

  • kalaryder

    kalaryder

    Outstanding, well done

  • joak:

    thanks kala

  • tinnieopener

    tinnieopener

    That has put a huge smile on my face Mate…..Cool Bananas:o)

  • joak:

    halo stranger thanks am glad it made ye smile

  • Raymond Kerr

    Raymond Kerr

    Awesome .. well done cous !! ; ))

  • joak:

    ta mate..for the clan!..lol

  • TextureoftheSin

    TextureoftheSin

    That image of the dogs in their beds is a corker!
    They are all great images, but that one had me chuckling :)

  • joak:

    i ken i wish it wis mine!..lol

  • JRGarland

    JRGarland

    Yep, I read it all and don’t know what all the fuss is about. It was a great write up Joak and I’m here to say ya done well!! Keep exercising those fingers Joak and maybe you won’t feel their pains. If that don’t work, there’s always a bottle of whiskey that just might do the trick. If ya do then have a couple of shots for me. I need a good numbing.

  • joak:

    lol any excuse mate!

  • WalnutHill

    WalnutHill

    YAY!!!! ;-D
    >loud cheers, wild applause and blows kisses<

    Jan

  • joak:

    kisses back jan!

  • debsphotos

    debsphotos

    There all fantastic images Joak…not a bad poem either!! LOL…*-)

  • joak:

    lol ta for that..bet ye didny read it aw!…lol

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett

    Yer gettin real good at this stuff…………. :)))))) Linda

  • joak:

    its only taken 5 years!..lol

  • artwhiz47

    artwhiz47

    As the saying goes, Grin & Bear It. Or is that Bare It?

  • joak:

    oh no believe me ye dinny want bare it!

  • SharonD

    SharonD

    Congratulations Joak on all your wonderful features.

  • joak:

    ta very much sharon!

  • Josie Jackson

    Josie Jackson

    Congratulations on all your very well deserved features Joak, really wonderful artwork :o)xox

  • joak:

    och your just bein nice!..lol

  • weecritter

    weecritter

    Your not just a pair of legs are ya? Dont be so humble ya daftie! Well deserved methinks!

  • joak:

    am no even a pair o legs!..lol am very humble pal..years o bein married!

  • pater54

    pater54

    nae wunner yer finger is sair mon ,,,,,, joak whit a pile oh writing man ,,,,,, but ner mind ye huv got anither 7 fingers n twa thumbs,,,,,,, if they awe fail then ye huv 10 toes ….. i assume ….. great piece oh stuff n real braw pictures

  • joak:

    lol hing oan 7 fingers…is that richt…wait the noo……..aye yer right enough well done pal!

  • debsphotos

    debsphotos

    I did too read it all……long winded as it was!!!! hehe…*-)

  • joak:

    dinny believe ye…lol

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