joak

Aye, who’d want ae be a dug!

;-)

braw day in a dugs life!

Another normal day in joak’s hoose …

No number of Hahahahahahahahas can possibly do this justice, Oh, Joak! I read it aloud to my husband, accent & aw, & we were close to losing our just-eaten dinners. Having said that, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, & more to come. Keep up the guid work, lad. ~ Sheila

That’s worse than ownin horses. Reminds me, I met a Fair Lady last Saturday. She asked if I was of English descent on account of my name I told her yes, but I have a bit of Scot in me. She said she was half Scot and half Irish. I told her I didn’t care if she wasn’t straight Scotch, I’d still like to be her chaser.

Indeed worse than owning horses… this is so very funny joak, I can’t do the accent, but I can certainly make myself almost sick laughing when I try!!!

nearly peed ma pants !! LOL.
Whit a Great life they have !! LOL, next thing they will be havun a wee swally of your scotch when you aint lookin LOL.

genius!!!!!!! my poor ribs! you should be on t.v!!!!!!! well i cant stop laughing! any chance you could put a book together for christmas and keep our relatives out of our hair!! please!!! we havnt got millions,but we d pass you a fiver!!!

Your house must be a riot of constant action. I laughed from beginning to end. The dogs have trained you and Mum quite well. The are so lucky to have you both!!!

Jist aboot to go oot.Wull read this later when am sober.Hiv’nae read any oaf it yet but from the look o’ it yea wir’nae sober at the time either.
Alex

After reading your story, Joak, I am thinking of shite’n on our verandah so my husband steps in it coming home in the dark…....... Teach him piss me off so often!! What ya think? Sounds like a plan doesn’t it??!! .......... You are a funny bugger….......... : )))))))))))))))

lmao!! totally funny..and dont we all wish we could have a life like a dog? great story!!

OMG! joak, this is genius. anyone who has ever had a dog really gets this! marvelous! i am crying!!!!!

Awesome, nice one man!!

laughing out loud:) I can just picture it all so well – been there and done it:))

hahaha lol such cool pups hehe dawnxx

Never a dull moment at your hoose Joak, they are as big as horses, you’d need a bucket to pick up their poo’s, a great bit of fun Joak, thanks for the laugh again…. :):):):)

I’m faving this cause it’s bloody funny….true…..but funny…..HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!

Finished readin’ aboot yer wee dugs joak. A’ dinni ken whit a’ the fuss is aboot; they are only wee dugs expressin’ their likes and dislikes. Yea shouldnae fash yersel , it could be wurse. Imagin’ if it were st. Bernards kissin.and lickin’ an’ a’ that- an’ a’ that slobber aw’ oer the place.Imagin if it wis
Chihuahuas yea’d be frichten tae sit doon in case yer big erse smothers them. Am no sayin’ yev goat a big erse joak it jist seems that way co’s o’ yer funny lookin’ legs; things hay goat tae match hivin’t they? O’ sorry I diverse this a’ aboot yer dugs, a’ forgoat fur a minute. All said and done joak yea should be prood o’ them dugs cos’ oaf whit they hiv’ wrote. Real poetry joak, real poetry, or sumut. thanks fur passin’ oan their comments aboot the human race’s atitude tay per wee dugs.
Frae a dug luver,
Alex.

how about you have faith in you!!! and do it??? photos along side of your words!!!! you might be a scott, but theres NO excuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A’ didnae say anythin’ aboot yer big erse joak. It wis’ ma’ dug Molly ,she did a’ the promptin’;she telt me whit tay say an’ a ’ always day whit she tells me. Come tay think aboot it though it’s no exactly wee is it? Yer erse that is. A’ll say nay mair in case I offend yer big erse and funny legs. (Molly tellin’ me tay say that agin’) Jings,crivens even, this dug o’ mine will get me kilt one day,she’s so outspokin. Bye fur noo.
Alex.

You’ve made my entire week, Joak… having animals is such a treat and a hardship, all blended together… they are a bundle of love and trouble. I’ll swear though, nothing gets me to laughing quite like a few words from you about yours and the world you live in… I laughed loud and hearty… thank you!!

Well, when you live with a man, it is a bit like living with your ‘dugs’........... you do love them, they are cute sometimes….......... they do want to hump you now and again, they drool, lick you, fart and get frightened by the noise….. but have a good sniff anyway. Ignore you unless there is food on a plate somewhere. Men have many more similarities to dugs, but these are just a few of their more ‘redeeming’ features. So when my man shows more of his less redeeming features, I figure I’ll go shite on the verandah…......... hehehe. : )))))))))))

hey hing oan i dinny fart in front o ladies….i always let them do it first

That’s our Joak… ever the gentleman…..

lmao

I wid never day that joak!! Blame the dug that is. She’s a lady dug. She never stoaps talkin’ though. “A wan’t oot,a wan’t in,a wan’t a clap,scratch ma’ heid,ma’ bum’s itchy, that’s whit carpets are fur is it no,scrathin’ yer bum?If she did fart joak it wid’ be a silent wan an’ a’ wid git the blame. She’s a clever dug Molly is.
Alex.

Av’ goat better legs than you though.
Alex

How day yea ken that. Wha’ telt yea tha’ ba’
Alex.

This is Priceless Joak, Lol!
I love the way you brighten everyones Day!!x

I know, you are the true gentleman Joak, always letting ladies go first…............ if only more men were like you. :))