Two pillows sold

Well someone has bought two pillows of dunnator castle …really chuffed ta whoever it was and may yer bum have many happy hours oan
ma pillows cheers

an ode tae ma maw

Thought i would dae a wee poem for ma maw who gives me a hard time for usin naughty words oan here, she even appologises tae her pals on who look at ma stuff i will leave the sweary words oot an you cn fill in the blanks that way i dinny get a row and its you lot who can get a roastin frae her!…

its no been easy bein me
cos i wis younest o siblings three
av twa big sisters and a maw
that make the rules an kept the baw

the poor wee brither that needs kept right
the daft big son thats full o ?__
i wisny born wi loads o brains
i wis the daftest o her wains

aw through school it wis a farce
cos at science and maths a wis just an ?___
ma sisters baith were awfy clever
but oor pair joak was doomed for ever

but a hud talent they never new
a ______? hot goalie betered by few
an motorbikes i hud a ma s

Happy New Year Abody

I drink to the health of another,
And the other I drink to is he –
In the hope that he drinks to another,
And the other he drinks to is me!

Here’s to them that like us –
Them that think us swell –
And here’s tae them that hate us –
Let’s pray for them as well!

A Guid New Year tae aw ma red bubble pals take care and see ye aw next year and thanks for bein aroond

calendar and cards sale!

some one bought some cards o jamie an millie covered in snaw its done well for me that card and also ma good friend JRGarland bought a calendar anaw thanks folks frae the bottom o ma heart hope ye aw huv a great new year wi loads o luv frae Scotland!


well av done no bad oan ma sales this month 10 cards , 5 calanders an yin aye phone cover! am bloody stinkin rich!….not……ta to tinnie opener for buyin a couple o calanders an shiela artwhiz for cards an tae other folk i dinny ken for the other stuff lol …i can afford tae go tae asda for ma tea noo!

why scotlands games were the best

A wee part time Scottish boxer conquers the comonwealth whether ye like sport or not this wee guy sums up what scotlands al about..winning gold and completely honest and ordinary a wee guy frae the streets o glasgow who even thanks his mum for doin his washin and a wee mention for the wee countrys that dinny have much..brilliant two interviews one right after the fight and one later on please listen to the end its sooo refreshin frae the usual big heads…hope you understand hm!

It's auld lang syne as in sign no zyne so nae singin the wrang words!

Right aff ye go an sing the richt stuff for new year an huv a guid yin an raise a wee glass tae Scotland for me slainte!
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne!…

Chorus: For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne.
We’ll tak a cup o’ kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

And surely ye’ll be your pint stowp!
And surely I’ll be mine!
And we’ll tak a cup o’kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.


We twa hae run about the braes,
And pou’d the gowans fine;
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary fit,
Sin’ auld lang syne.


We twa hae paidl’d in the burn,
Frae morning sun till dine;
But seas between us braid hae roar’d
Sin’ auld lang syne.


And there’s a hand, my trusty fere!
And gie’s a hand o’

happy christmas frae scotland abody

heres a wee scottish christmas fairy poem tae cheer ye up have a guid day everyone

A’m a little fairy
On tap o’ the Christmas Tree
It’s no’ a job I fancy
Well how would you like tae be me
Aw tarted up wi’ tinsel
It’s enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o’ jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o’ your frock
An’ these wee lights a’roon me
I canna get my sleep
An’ there’s the yearly visit
Fae Santa – Big fat creep!
On Christmas Day I’m stuck up here
While you’re a’ wirin’ in
An’ naebody says "Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o’ gin?
It’s nae joke bein’ a fairy
The job’s beyond belief
You’ve got to go roon’ the wean’s beds
An’ lift their rotten teeth
But o’ a’ the joabs a fairy gets
An’ I’ve mentioned only some
The very worst is sitting up a tree
Wi’ pine needles up yir bum

When a’ the fai

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