A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, the Masters of the Universe put aside their differences and came together to record the greatest album of all time. Success, money, and women tore the band apart. He-Man and Skeletor wouldn’t even talk to each other by the time the tour wrapped up. Orko was admitted to rehab halfway through recording the follow-up album. Trapjaw left the group and started a new band with Hordak, and Man-At-Arms was arrested for public indecency after drunkenly spelling his name in urine on the walls of Castle Grayskull.