Ok first this is a lousy quality picture taken from a cell phone then emailed to me.
this is April, she is my god-daughter, now you see, April here, she’s not too keen on strangers, in other words if you get too close she throws a conniption and heads to the hills. Well John, her father and one of my best friends knows how she is, so as to get the Santa picture they so dearly wanted, he knew to hold her facing him with her back towards Santa here so maybe… just maybe they could get the shot.
Well John moved like a panther stalking his victim and leaned way in over old Saint Nick here to drop her in his lap and jump immediately out of the way. Well, John, dear sweet hearted with all the best intent in the world John, he got too close, turns out Santa Clause had a strong penchant for the hootch, so much so John said it was like crash landing in the Jack Daniels Factory and washing off the debris with a can of Schlitz Malt Liquor, he says his eyebrows are just now growing back in, and as you can see April was already trying to abort the mission, and well Santa Clause, he’s just wasted
enjoy your holidays next time they come around ya’ll
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