Welcome to the Club

Now that you are a fat bastard

Things of the past include:

• Matching socks
• The missionary position
• The view of the drainhole in the shower
• Self respect
• Unplanned sexual encounters
• Any plans for the future
• Enjoying shopping for clothes
• Enjoying food without guilt
• Laughing at fat jokes

You will miss all these things and more

Starvation does not help

Stress and lack of sleep make it worse

The only solution is rigorous adherence to a specific diet and exercise program… as if

You will inevitably join the first world, another fat bastard

But try to remember, suicide is nothing more than extreme weight loss

And I thought fat people were happy…but now that I am one I realise it was just nervous laughter

Welcome to the Club

jkp07

Nerang, Australia

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