The book of Jonah tells one of the most popular stories in the Old Testament. If there was a battle of the Old Testament stories, it would probably come down to a shootout between Jonah and the Whale versus David and Goliath. I’m not sure who would win. David is really good with a slingshot, but no one can dodge and hide like Jonah. All I know is that Goliath and the whale would probably just be drinking beers and watching NASCAR. God tells Jonah to go to the city of Nineveh and put them on notice that they better repent or else. After hearing the creator of the universe speak to him, Jonah promptly disobeys and runs away from God. Jonah gets on a boat (T-Pain is not there) in an attempt to get away from God. Sorry Jonah, the Almighty doesn’t give up on people that easy. God sends a storm to rock the boat and Jonah finally owns up to being the reason for the storm and ends up overboard and inside a whale (still no T-Pain).