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One Does Not Simply Catch The Tube Into Mordor by jezkemp

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You just can’t, it’s not that easy. First you get the train into Paddington, then it’s Circle Line to Baker Street, a bus to Farringdon, Northern Line up to Camden, quick taxi to Mornington Crescent, then a bus over to Tower Hill, Docklands Light Railway to Lewisham, catch the number 49 over the Mountains of Shadow, THEN you’re in Mordor. Or Kent.


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  • SMalik
    SMalikabout 3 years ago

    Hahah this is great :)

  • Thanks very much, glad you like it :)

    – jezkemp

  • Judi Rustage
    Judi Rustageabout 3 years ago

  • Awesome thank you kindly :)

    – jezkemp

  • Evita
    Evitaabout 3 years ago

    Great Tee !!!!! ☺♥

  • Cheers, glad you like it!

    – jezkemp

  • ThePhotoMaestro
    ThePhotoMaestroabout 3 years ago

    Can’t forget about all the Ringwraiths and orcs that are trying to get you before you can even get to Mordor

  • I know, those Ringwraiths take up ALL the seats

    – jezkemp

  • berndt2
    berndt2almost 3 years ago

    ROFL – I think this is my favourite. I’d love to see a group elves, dwarves and hobbits subtly trying to get their oyster cards past the orcs guarding tube entrances….

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