I saw this article about French fears of mass suicides because of the impending 2012 Not-the-Apocalypse, and I realised that French people need their own version of my I Survived The Rapture Tshirts. Stay cool, mes amis.
By the way, this is the phrase Yahoo Babelfish gave me as a translation. So if it’s not correct in French, je suis désolé.
In related news, I’m going to create my own bullshit calendar with a numbering system based around 14.7, and the world is going to end on 36th February 2047. Because I said so.