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Chronocavia (Time travel short story) by jezkemp

‘Hah! Wednesday? Wednesday? We left Wednesday downstairs by the door! It’s Saturday, brother!’ He marched right over the red line from Saturday back into Saturday… 1493 words

Jesus and the All-Stars! Episode 1: Massive Squid At... by jezkemp

‘Sorry ladies, I must depart,’ said Jesus. ’It’s this whole “saving-the-world” thing. They won’t start without me.’ 2857 words

The God Market by jezkemp

‘Can I help you guys?’ / ‘Yes, we’re getting married in a few weeks, so…’ / ‘So you need to get a religion sorted out?’ / ‘That’s right, do it properly.’ / ‘Well you’ve come to the right place!’ 1175 words

Camden by jezkemp

‘Steve? Steve come on, pick up,’ said Dave into the phone needlessly as it rang. He jumped up the steps of the underground station two at a time, dodging old people and couples. 337 words

Sir Ralph Beef Wellington and the Incredible Loophole by jezkemp

‘You’re insane Ralph,’ Charlie told him. ‘It’ll never work.’ / Two years later and he was half right. Charlie knew the man was bonkers. Crazy. Mad as a lamppost. 1363 words

Base by jezkemp

Being the only woman here was a stupid idea, and I’m still blaming the captain. 897 words