An octopus climbed into my washing basket this morning. His tentacles wrapped around my dangling stockings and he hauled himself up and nestled into the sheets. I poured him into the top loader, doused him with the remainder of the washing powder that hadn’t been spilt over the floor, closed the lid and pressed start. It didn’t take long for him to find a spot to unbalance the machine, making it spill all over the laundry mat and then freeze to a halt. In the dryer I noticed him spit little ink droplets on my whites and then he followed me all the way home. I tried to escape to the pool up the road. I thought he’d lost sight of me as I slid in, submerged myself and paddled with all my might. I felt the webbing in my hands and toes expand and my breath adjust and I turned onto my back and let the water stream over my shoulders. But as I opened my eyes, I could see he had clawed himself up into the sky, arms outstretched like a giant tent above me and he wept now, poured his poison all over me and the ink got in my eyes and I couldn’t see where I was swimming anymore, so I climbed out and ran for cover. Under the tree, I picked up a towel from this mornings wash and it smelt clean and felt warm and comforting on my skin. I wrapped it tightly around myself as I walked out into the winter day, willing it to hug me just a little bit harder, as I heard his arms slap on the concrete behind me, propelling himself forward. He stayed close all the way back home and squeezed into the shower with me where I sat on the tiles and hung my head. My wet hair clung to my body like a net and I started to sob into it a little. Mr octopus must have gotten a bit scared, for as the ink washed out of my eyes and I picked myself back up, I finally saw him disappear down the drain.
roybarry
This is what happens when you eat strong cheese, too late at night.
Wacky dreams…............
dogfish
yea and mushroom tea don’t help! :-)
Vicky Byron
I love this!!!
Lisa Jewell
I take from this piece a great deal, dearest Jess…..
Hauntingly written…..
Phil Eckert
A hot shower at home is universally the safest place in the world…. the perfect place to drown and dispose of any nosey octopus! Great tale with a wealth of struggles….
yt sumner
I think the octopus started in the candied cake/toast…stupid tentacles… this is clever and kooky, make me feel like I tripped down the rabbit hole, but lucky so lucky to land in a hot shower. the best place to be. x
PJ Ryan
and look at the magical words you penned with his ink !!
kossimarsalsa
i love octopuses, i have a slight infauation, this octopus sounds wonderful. what a lovely story this is.
xx
s-a
jomei249
strange tale Jess, had me hooked though, I wanted to know what happened. Eight stars!
aglaia b
what wonderful imagery, i found myself energetically giggling though this whole piece.
it kinda reminds me of when i cut up a fresh squid to cook up for dinner! ;-) xox
Julene Mendenhall
Fantastic!!
kathibook
Wow! What a brilliant little story! Certainly one of the more successful pieces of writing I’ve read since joining RB. Really fascinating from start to finish. This was risky writing that paid off big time!! Looks like everyone is entralled. Couldn’t decide if this was a peak into someone’s nightmare or daydream; whether the octupus was benign or malevolent. Successful piece of writing. Just goes to show…we never know what might climb into our laundry basket…
longroad
i just put my laundry in, in mexico
4.5kgs for 5 bucks
Jessica Tremp replied
is that a bit expensive?
Amanda Cole
this is a magical story!! very well written! i loved it!
longroad
4.5 is alot of dirty clothes… 2 mnths worth
Jessica Tremp replied
i don’t do washing very often, so I usually get around that much too…i guess that’s why the machine unbalanced…i like to overload
longroad
i have better things to do then washing
like fun
i added u on book of faces
Debbie Irwin
Favorite!
Ange
surreal & beautiful.
Hayley Cafarella
giggle. your imagination rocks
Nic Relton
Never machine wash an Octopus and always check your wash basket for other sneaky critters. You might not be so lucky next time!
Your stories are great!
Louise. C. Thomas
This is absolutely beautiful. Scary, sad, frustrating and lovely. Well done on this, it’s bloody fantastic :)