Help!!! I’m stranded in a desert of the metaphorical internet connectivity variety.
Since moving three weeks ago today, I have had to survive on a meagre diet of basic bubble rations rather than pigging out 24/7 and indulging in my addiction. :( :( :"(
Yesterday I thought we would have two experts come in and fix our internet challenges, but alas, they spent all day achieving very little. Until security is put in place, and some new equipment acquired, set up and connected, then the full rations will not be reinstated and my diet will remain in force.
So when will I emerge from the other side of this desert you may ask? Well, even if you don’t I do. In fact I shout it, demanding answers and instantaneous miracles.
But I am greeted by silence.
Then a muttered ‘maybe three weeks’ and ’I’m sorry, but you’ll have to be patient.’
And my heart sinks as I console myself with another helping of rations.
You will know when I have reached the land of milk and honey on the other side of this seemingly endless sandscape. I’ll be pestering you and constantly in your faces, barraging you with an accumulation of visual and hopefully written works, (although the latter may be rather angst filled!!)
That, and you will hear a huge cheer as I joyfully, fully rejoin this great community.
See you more soon….she says with crossed fingers, toes, and tapping the nearst piece of wood. Oh and a few prayers thrown in for good measure!