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Meet Me In The Next Life

Whenever I go to the beach I marvel at the magnificently muscled torsos of lifeguards totally at ease with the prospect of saving people’s lives. There is nothing better than a day at the beach ogling lifeguards while lying on warm sand with dribbles of sweat trickling down my chin and through a smattering of chest hairs before heading south toward the crotch.

Yes it’s another glorious “fun in the sun” day at the beach for the hordes of incurably optimistic aryan airheads immersed in non-stop pleasure seeking. So many blond boys and girls swimming in the sea yelping with glee or playing frisbee beneath the coconut trees or cavorting on the tennis courts. Some are scuba diving, windsurfing, and water skiing while other hedonists have left the beach to go skydiving, parasailing and hang gliding. Later everyone will gather on the beach to participate in the sensual sports of sucking and fucking ‘til the dawn’s early light.

It’s at times like this that I imagine what it would be like to inhabit another body completely different than the one I have been stuck in for all these years. Oh the thrill of awakening tomorrow morning without any recollection of who I am/was, every aspect of myself obliterated by a rewired brain attuned to an alien frequency. What a blessing to be reborn in the pefect body of a tanned muscular lifeguard who devotes his life to saving 97 pound weaklings from drowning.

Suddenly it’s back to reality as the rosy-fingered dawn arrives to greet a sea of beautiful blond bodies writhing in the sand. Soon they will be getting up and heading for the parking lot, tossing damp towels and soggy condoms into the back seats of their SUVs while simultaneously fastening their seat belts before starting the long drive back to the still somnolent suburbs.

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  • plyle
    plylealmost 7 years ago

    wow a very interesting look in to your outings!! We appreciate the insight and especially the beautiful imagery which you provide so nicely and with ease of ability. I am very happy that you have trained yourself more when it pertains to syntax and grammar, as that was my only qualm. Please continue to add graciously to our group!

  • jdworldly
    jdworldlyalmost 7 years ago

    very good patrick—will definitely be coming back—by the way, one question—how do you get more comments on your work? I’m very new to the Bubble site and am amazed by how many comments some people get

  • Del Millar
    Del Millaralmost 7 years ago

    Beautiful descriptive writing, you capture life.
    Beautiful youth, at the time invincible.
    I remember it well!
    But just the beginning of the great journey of extension beyond all that,
    the self discovery, your own place in the scheme of things,
    would you be any happier? you are you, making your mark.
    Lifeguards are precious, and one day retire.
    We can all save lives through our individual caring, at any time, any age, whoever, whatever we are; in many different capacities, encouraging youth through insecurities, life decisions, to believe in their self and their goals.

    Some of us stay eternally young, and I believe this stems from loving well.

    Love your writing, thanks.

  • jdworldly
    jdworldlyalmost 7 years ago

    thanks again for stopping by and taking the time to comment—some great insights here and appreciate the thoughtful response—hope to hear from you again soon Ms. Del

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