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Celibate In Rio

The sexiest girls on the planet live in Rio where sensuality comes as naturally as breathing. From dawn to dusk the girls from Ipanema strut their stuff in string bikinis that leave little to the imagination of a celibate’s dirty mind.

In Rio passions soar higher than the fearless hang gliders floating over Corcovado mountain. Meanwhile back on earth the celibate grows weary watching wave after wave of inaccesible Ipanema girls shake their booty to the bossa nova beat.

To add insult to injury, every evening these girls sashay past him accompanied by well hung, hang-gliding hunks en route to another naughty night of unadultured debauchery.

Life sucks big time for a celibate in Rio who is destined to remain sexless forever while the girls from Impanema live unabashedly lusty lives and never apologize or atone for their sins.

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