For Guys Only: Advice that may change your life

About a year ago while traveling far from home I came across a newspaper article entitled “How to Become A Playboy” which I clipped out and later stored in a file cabinet under the heading “valuable information”. I was recently going through the file and stumbled upon the article which was now severely yellowed and on the verge of disintegration. I am quoting verbatim from thie piece which offers several insightful tips on actions you can take to attain playboy status and enhance your ability to attract members of the opposite sex.

“Here’s how to do it: Spot your target and introduce yourself with confidence. Don’t drop a pickup line; drop a $50 bill on the bar and don’t ask for change.Tell her your last girlfriend was a Russian model who was too high maintenance.(If you don’t know one, make one up by pairing a Rusian first name with a Russian food or drink, i.e. Natasha Stolnichaya, Olga Piroshki, etc.)
Ask your target out and tell her to leave her wallet at home. Once her friends know you are generous they will want to date you too. Get a reputation as the man to know. Make friends with the maitre d’s at the fanciest restaurants and tip big so they’ll make a fuss when you arrive without a reservation. Make her feel loved, but not too loved. Send a town car to pick her up, but don’t show up yourself.”

There was much more sage advice in this article but unfortunately the remainder of it has disappeared. If I find it I will let you know.

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