jdbauer
Profile
I’m a painter living in the south of Denmark. You can see my work here . If there’s is something on that site you’d like as a T-shirt then I would be happy to accommodate your wish!
Groups
jdbauer is a member of A T-Shirt Revolution, Collaboral Damage and LEFT WING VALUES AND POSITIVE GLOBAL AWARENESS.
Clothing
Art
Writing
Untitled
Seasick and single moms mingling with deadbeat dads unbeknownst to the bee incognito and a bumble fire fly that descends a flea. ouch circumference and milisecond boners cop a feel to the Karl’s…
Attack of the killer snow cones! (excerpt)
Jim was recovering from a tick bite when he looked out his window and noticed an entity in the sky which resembled the slushy yellow portion of a snow cone. It was spherical in shape and rapidly turne…
Empathy
The door opens as they huddle in, forming a single battering ram against my body, pushing, sighing and cursing, dangling their umbrellas…
What's a Dildo?
“what’s a dildo? What is it” I whine to him over and over….
Tia's Sleep Demons (in progress)
Mary had a little lamb is holy water for Tia’s sleep demons. She writhes, screeches and squawks, “Jeg vil gerne have MIN MOOORRRR” mixed with convulsive yawns and streaming balls tha…
Nielsen Rating (or the wrong place to make male friends)
Ole goes flaccid.
