Simon Gladwin was a silly man.
Who drove a pink and purple van.
He was known to visit the farm.
Because the goats just loved his charm.
One day he came across some sheep
Because the bastard was so cheap.
The sheep would cry more,more,more,more
Simon Gladwin became a sheep whore.
And that concludes our story today
Because two crazy bastards just love to play.
Jeff Burns vs Simon Gladwin