Down on the Farm
Jeff Burns vs Simon Gladwin
Round 2
Simon Gladwin was a silly man.
Who drove a pink and purple van.
He was known to visit the farm.
Because the goats just loved his charm.
One day he came across some sheep
Because the bastard was so cheap.
The sheep would cry more,more,more,more
Simon Gladwin became a sheep whore.
And that concludes our story today
Because two crazy bastards just love to play.
gladders
LOL Jeffers! I like it!
Jeff Burns
I think I broke a blood vessel on this one buddy.
Deri Dority
This brings a smile to my face. Very good!!!
Naomi Frost
Funny buggers aren’t ya both!!!
StacyLee
ROFL!
Derivatix
ROFLMAO!
ferndesign
haha
velveteagle
Good Medicine … Real good medicine …
thrumyeyes
Funny stuff Jeff
Wendy Slee
no comment
he he he he he he
frogster
Lol, this is too much.
cruserart
Hilarious!!
MissKristy
You bloody nutters!! rofl toooo funneee! Thanks for making me nearly spit my drink out in laughter!!!
Deborah Parkin
you are both bloody nuts – keep it up :0)
Christina Martin
hahahahahahahahahahah
angelfyre
LMAO just been reading your lil limmericks…gotta say well done to both of you! That’s hilarious!
Michelle Hitt
A masterpiece…
Jennifer Woodward
Oh, it seems we both like to write about sheep! He he! Amusing poem, well done.
umauma
Loved it! silly limericks have been a delight to me since a child! “More, Please” (as Oliver would say!)
kcranmer
OMG!!! hahahaha