We love our tees and hoodies so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird. So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints. Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting. If you like your hoodies baggy, go two sizes up.
You bet your life the banana’s loaded… with a raving primate-alist!
The title harps back to a song title by the comedic rap group Goldie Lookin’ Chain (Guns Don’t Kill People, Rappers Do).
Also available in a darker colouration:
and as stickers:
gorilla, primate, banana, cartoon, jvz designs, jayveezed, humour, funny, ape