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Christ Fu - Love Thy Unconscious Enemy by jayveezed

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Jesus would almost certainly have been martial arted right up, what with being the head of a subversive, renegade, religious splinter group and everything.

Jesus went on to make his own weapons at the family business, cruciclubs a speciality (as depicted). As everyone knows “turning the other cheek” referred to getting your stance right before exerting some ‘self defence’ onto the situation.

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Jesus would almost certainly have been martial arted right up, what with being the head of a subversive, renegade, religious splinter group and everything. Connections with India during Jesus’s missing ‘Wonder Years’ suggest not only was there a certain amount of ‘cultural exchange’ but also a need to train Jesus up for the task ahead.

Jesus went on to make his own weapons at the family business, cruciclubs a speciality (as depicted). As everyone knows “turning the other cheek” referred to getting your stance right before exerting some ‘self defence’ onto the situation.

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  • fourthangel
    fourthangelover 3 years ago

  • Missed this!!! Thank you very much ;)

    – jayveezed

  • gary roberts
    gary robertsover 3 years ago


    well done!

  • jayveezed
    jayveezedover 3 years ago

    Thanks, very much appreciated!

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