Thanks Mam...I owe you one!! Really!!

Jaybe
Author: Jaybe
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Thanks Mam...I owe you one!! Really!!

Ok, so Chris (my other car is a Mercedes) Birtwhistle-Smith, see what you think of this my friend….

Since I was a child, I had a recurring dream – more of a nightmare actually.
I’m walking down a cobbled street and see this huge glass-fronted building. Curiosity gets the better of me and in I go…
Inside there’s a train – quite modern, and it looks like it’s gonna go shit-hot fast. Being the wild child that I am, I jump onboard.
So, when I get in there, it’s a normal looking train. There aren’t any other passengers – just little old me. I reckon I’ll get off at the next stop so I just stand.
All of a sudden, the lights go off and I’m in pitch black darkness. And….I start floating!!
I can’t touch anything, I can’t see anything – I’m just floating around in space – and so it goes on for what feels like hours.

Years down the line, I’m talking to my mam….we’re chatting about allsorts and she says to me ‘Do you still have that recurring nightmare? Tell me about it.’
So..I tell her from start to finish…with all the gruesome, scary detail.
She only turns to me with a total look of horror on her face and tells me that when she was 8 months pregnant with me, she went on a ride at the local fair. She was scared stupid on the ride because she thought she was going to give birth there and then!! LOL
The ride spun me around with so much force she was convinced I was going to protest and demand to be let out. HA!

So…mam…..thankyou for 30-odd years of recurring nightmares and I guess it’s your fault that I love rollercoasters and anything that gives me an adrenalin rush….I’ve been like this since I was a foetus…...

  • hilarydougill

    hilarydougill

    Beautifully well written. Great story, poor you!!! hugsxxx

  • Jaybe replied

    You have to laugh when they explain things 30-odd years too late. lol

  • dimarie

    dimarie

    oh thats classic!
    Great read!
    Adrenalin lover from the get go you are…. :)
    I bet your mam is just like you too!

  • Jaybe replied

    Noooo, that’s my Dad – I get it all from him – he’s a speed freak! ;-)

  • aspectsoftmk

    aspectsoftmk

    lolol…..good story jacqui…made me laugh…your need for speed and thrills.

  • Jaybe replied

    yes….that must be where it comes from eh?

  • dimarie

    dimarie

    oh? :)
    ...i think it sounds like you never had a chance and got it from the pair of them lol :)
    Your ma must be a pretty cool chick to get on a ride at 8months preggers…I couldnt handle being in the car and driving down a hill by the time i was 6months along lol…

  • Jaybe replied

    Yeah she’s a cool chick….lol

  • navybrat

    navybrat

    hahahahaha!!!
    hahahahaha!!
    sorry!! can’t help it…..............
    woman, you brightened up my day!!!
    thanks!

  • Jaybe replied

    I’ll have to make you laugh more…that’s kinda cool….thankyou, your laugh is infectious.

  • Christopher Birtwistle-Smith

    Christopher Bi...

    that is amazing! and funny the way you describe it!!! have you had it since? c xx

  • Jaybe replied

    once or twice, yes!! It made me play classical music to my goddaughter before she was born. I didn’t want her coming out traumatised…lol

  • A90Six

    A90Six

    Fair to say it affected your train of thought!
                                            :) Tony.

  • Jaybe replied

    Just a little Tony, yes..hence the love of Harleys…
    ;-)

  • DLKeur

    DLKeur

    Cool, cool story.

  • Jaybe replied

    Thankyou….

  • tkrosevear

    tkrosevear

    Funny, the things are mums do when we’re inside, mine OD’d on hotdogs and hershey bars – to this day can’t stand either, make me want to hurl…;)

  • Jaybe replied

    Hotdogs I can understand, Hersheys I miss…

  • mstrace

    mstrace

    heehee…that was great dearest Jaybe!!

  • Jaybe replied

    Thankyou hun, glad you had a chuckle today…

  • Jen Whyte

    Jen Whyte

    Us mother’s always get the blame don’t we … lol! excellently written story

  • dogpriest

    dogpriest

    ha, nicely written Jaybe.

    dogpriest ; )

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