Once upon a fairytale, they all lived
Happily ever after. Happy
At least for the honeymoon
But then it turned sour. Crappy
Seats on the plane, did nothing
To help their cause. The moaning
Was what pissed off Charming the most.
Barbie stopped all favours, no more groaning
For Charming, he had to rely on his own love
As Barbie got wrapped up with work
And the one time it happened on his birthday,
They got an unexpected gift, baby Kirk
After the birth, Barbie got fat on Ben and Jerry’s
Comfort food, but the more she ate the less she was comfortable
Charming started sleeping with his secretary
Barbie knew, but Charming was unconfrontable
Then it was too obvious, the lipstick on his collar
So Barbie went to her Mum’s with Kirk
And it seemed all over, but Charming crawled back
But when caught the second time, Barbie went beserk
And that truly was it, she kicked him out
He had to live in a Motel Room while
The divorce went through the courts.
Fairplay to Barbie, she cleaned him out with style
So next time you read Cinderella or Snow White
Remember not all tales are Happily Ever After as
Human Nature is flawed, we tend to fuck up.
Be grateful for the happiness your Fairy Tale has.