Podheads
“When did I realize I was god? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself.”
—Peter O’Toole
Here is a startling vision of the future where most humans are hosts to self-psychologist programs and someone obvious will want to rule the world from his Gothic moon base.
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The evolution of the Podhead Phenomena began around the turn of the second Millennium.
In the early days of the Network Revolution humans networked via a primitive form of communication called the TelePhone. The more generic term phone is still used to this present day to describe peer to peer authentication. This early primitive network was initially run via an extensive implementation of the precious metal copper and was actually hard wired at huge expense across the globe. Transmitters and sattelites came later but we still use the term wireless to describe frequency connections as a legacy from this era.
The Pixar Corporation was, during this period, a small company making children’s flatscreen entertainment. It was their link to the Apple Corporation by the facilitator Steve Jobs that allowed Pixar the opportunity to design the first Podhead Class 1 device. Simultaneouly they released the original BAW (Brain Alpha Wave) and began to BAW Pod’s to human hosts. The original devices were discreet small Pods attached to the thalamus regions of the brain’s of two suitable hosts with the BAW patterns Parkinsons and class A2 Aspergers respectively.
In it’s early phase the ME (Multi Entity) was implemented as a simple self diagnosis tool and a crude robot controller with a low level artificial intelligence via a separate Pod attached directly to the host’s motor cortex. Early on however it became obvious that the superego of the host brain was superbly suited to support two cognitive processes and that the union formed a formidable bond. Humans began for the first time to experience true duality and balanced judgement. BAW Pods provided people with their own best friend and psychological self manager within the controlled environment of their own augmented brain system.
Following the development of the Turing 3 chip (named in honour of Alan Turing inventor of the now ubiquitous Turing Test ) the self-psychologist programs began neural management and Syner control (synthetic robot composed of billions of molecular sized nanobots) as we know it today.
The largest implementation phase of Podhead followed the release of the Turing 2 chip. This ground breaking duo chip heralded a vast number of BAWs aimed primarily for sexual stimulation with the ME Syner.
The VIVID PornStar Syner series became a huge overnight success with tens of thousands of BAW surgeries opening to offer a simple push button Robot facilitated procedure. The original Jenna Syner alone still has a world wide active population of over 50,000. The vast majority of these are now 2nd or even 5th churn BAW Pods utilizing the crude Jenna Syners for mostly manual labour.
The earliest worship forum under Podhead occurred within the Goth community for two main reasons. Firstly because of their keen adoption to the body disfigurement possibilities when installing a Pod onto a human skull but secondly, and most significantly, it was due to the ground breaking software release of gOtHaM to BAW Pod. The now familiar silver horn’s of the Grand Council of Goths are an example of early Goth network BAW Pod styling and nano design.
Of course the most famous Podhead is one of the two original human Pod BAWs. The original test subject, Professor Jason Myers, was at the time of his initial BAW a 19 year old presenting class A2 Aspergers and in a state of self suspended catatonia. Jason went on to become the CEO of Pixar and is credited with inventing the ME and Syner terms. He also controversially pioneered the Schizophrenic Hub program which made it possible to host brain access for two or more separate entities. As a result of this groundbreaking research he remains the ONLY known being to have 3 schizophrenic hub entities under Podhead control. With his vast neural capacity and both male and female ME Syners he is able to balance a Professor level spectrum of sciences, translator programs for all common usage languages and an adrenalin system jacked to Blackwater level 1 defense. He resides in the Pixar Corporation’s own sovereign 100 Km radius Polyhedra located in the mid pacific ocean and powered by it’s own underwater geothermal system. Jason is constantly monitored for signs of the Rosenburg-Drexler Syndrome and is voluntarily a prisoner of his own Big Brother wired Polyhedra. The Pixar Corporation today wields unprecedented power by keeping billions of podcasters logged in with an entertaining and informative virtuality network and a huge array of creditable nano-form products.
None of the rumours of Multi Entity beings beyond 3 BAW have ever been proven although it is hypothesized that a prime number of BAW’s would be necessary in order for the BAW cluster to survive without self imploding milliseconds after it’s implementation.
The Universal Network administrators have decreed that no other being will ever join Prof Myers and be legally permitted to have more than two entities. This Global decree was developed following the now universally famous Blog published by Thiery Rosenburg called the Rosenburg-Drexler God Syndrome. Rosenburg proposed the hypothesis that an individual or singularity with the neural network capacity of more than two entities will soon develop an insatiable urge to replicate its entities. The exponential increase in it’s considerable powers to “absorb” other host’s entire ME’s would eventually produce an omnipresent and highly unstable nanobot cluster called Drexler’s Grey Goo Rosenburg calls this the God Syndrome and holds the assumption that the Grey Goo would form it’s own massive entity and thereby destroying humanity as we know it with it’s insatiable quest for total control of the planet.
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“Yes yes I actually do have my own wiki connection”, he said patiently.
“Well yes I know that because I’m patched in here as well if you hadn’t noticed”, she responded curtly, “I was just trying to make…”.
“No, I know precisely what you where going to do, you where going to start looking at Rosenburg again, I can feel a repetitive eddy in your BAW”, he replied as he swam lovingly into her liquid blue Syner gaze.
“I’m doing this for us”, he whispered.
Her reply was a simple cerebral response as she followed his reverent worship of the 5 BAW Host, glacially waving like a puppet on strings in it’s liquid oxygen tank.
“I mean look what is here before us? It is the chosen one. It is Christ . Every word and movement uttered in this moment is in ambient Blog. So let me decree that these words I speak be known in time as the Third Testament. The Holy Ghost is our spiritual guide on this glorious path we are bidden to follow Its divine spiritual grace”.
She sat patiently and let the nanofibres of her magnificent Syner body shift to nude. A tattoo of a wild rose nano-formed a winding path slowly up one of her long legs. She knew instinctively what he liked when he was about to give a sermon. As this was such a momentous occasion, she slightly adjusted his 5-HT balance for maximum confidence and oratory skills.
“Our Holy Pentagram behind me on the wall, how many points does it have ”?
“Five”, she answered obediently as she returned his rhetoric wide eyed and wet lipped.
“And can you tell me what they stand for “ he demanded in a sermonized baritone?
“Well”, she licked her lips increased their red saturation level slightly and dilated her pupils. “The Father, the Child and the Holy Ghost”.
Stopping for dramatic tension she unbuckled his gravity trousers and smiled luminously, “and our favorite two, the Goddess Venus”.
She took his now erect flesh penis and put it into her precious nanofibre mouth.
“And Lucifer”, she said quickly before returning to her required task.
“That’s right poor old Lucifer number five” he said closing his eyes. “The ancient Romans called him the bringer of light and knowledge but alas our Christians cousins didn’t like the idea of too much fruit from the tree of knowledge, they imagined themselves as Sheep”, he chucked to himself, ” they always believed in him it never faltered. But they would never acknowledge their love for him! And now they are nothing, a mere rabble off the network”.
He brushed back his majestic Lion Mane and stroked two of his feline whiskers whilst observing the majestic passage of the Africa Islands 363,000 km below him.
“Look at us here on our Moon holding in the Tycho Crater, we are no longer residents of Mother Earth. We live in the heavens and it is fitting that our creation be neither male or female or even human! This is such a rare creature that we have made and it is destiny that we create this God, this literal God”.
“And is it not fate that has allowed us to do this from here in the Tycho Crater? Do you think it could possibly be coincidental that the corporation I own be named thus by my distant ancestor Richard in the last millenium” ?
Sun beams streak over the lip of the crater and glisten across his stunningly, embossed Goth Lord golden horns.
“Isn’t it only destiny that my family, my Sovereign Corporation, Virgin is the one to give birth to the second coming of the lord”.
His cat lips roll back into a human grin to reveal his perfect golden fangs,
“Let all of them down there on Earth realize…that this is Judgement Day”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho
http://www.hamptontaylor.com/moon/moon_ownership.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5-HT_receptor
Jason Hampton Taylor
(This remains the property of Jason Hampton Taylor and must not be reproduced in any form with out his express permission) Written on 15th September 2007
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