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The Golden Age of Piracy is my ultimate prayer for pirates everywhere! RESIST!

Here’s on of my favorite Scallywags songs (that’d be me pyrate band!)

Ode To The Flying Spaghetti Monster
By Jason Berube

Long ago, the beginning of time
When flying spaghetti gave reason to rhyme
His noodly appendage did reach down and touch
All his creation, mountains, trees and us

Fly, Fly, Fly I’ll always believe in his meatbally eye
Fly, Fly, Fly The Spaghetti Monster brings tears to me eye

Ever since the first pirate appeared
A wee bitty fellow with a patch and a beard
Pirates have gone to heaven with great ease
With volcanos of rum and stripper factories

Fly, Fly, Fly I’ll always believe in his meatbally eye
Fly, Fly, Fly The Spaghetti Monster brings tears to me eye

Now some people say that they don’t believe
The FSM is a real deity
But as our charts clearly show
As pirates decline global warming grows

Fly, Fly, Fly I’ll always believe in his meatbally eye
Fly, Fly, Fly The Spaghetti Monster brings tears to me eye

Don’t you go thinking we ain’t got a clue
Just grab a bandanna and join the crew
Draw up a likeness or write a fine song
Raise your Jolly Roger, see who sings along

Fly, Fly, Fly I’ll always believe in his meatbally eye
Fly, Fly, Fly The Spaghetti Monster brings tears to me eye

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church, freedom, collage, flying, golden, age, monster, pirates, spaghetti, fsm

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