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The past 24 hours.

In the past twenty four hours,
I’ve been to 3 parties
and worked both days.
I was home for only a
handful of hours
and nearly never bored.
I met people I’ve never seen
before and got hit on
a dozen different times.
I felt every human emotion,
but only kept the good ones.
I formed a pack of best friends,
two guys and two girls.
We call ourselves the fantastic four,
because we always say what the
others are thinking.
Wherever we went, people would follow.
We timed it; under 5 minutes for migration.
I hid in a closet, I almost got into a fight.
I swam at midnight and smoked my face off.
I was looked up to; didn’t have to pay for beer.
I pretended not to see people 2 feet in front of me.
And we saw secrets behind closed doors;
heard jokes not meant for our ears.
As we silently judged in our private cinema.
I was a fly on the wall while sitting on a thrown.
For fucks sake, I saw a man puke and shit himself
at the same time.
I think it’s safe to say that in the past 24 hours,
I couldn’t have done better.

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