Cursed with an editor’s eye, I must admit a weakness. When I see “it’s” or “its” misused in a sentence, my teeth gnash and grind and I pull out a mental red pen. There is no cure for this ailment. My editing and writing colleagues have it, too.
Here is the secret of the little apostrophe and the misuse that drives us crazy (a short drive, says my spouse). It’s, with an apostrophe, means it is. Its, without an apostrophe, means belonging to it.
Let me repeat that:
It’s, with an apostrophe, means it is. Its, without an apostrophe, means belonging to it.
An analogue might provide a mnemonic: think of he’s (“he is” gets an apostrophe) (same as it’s) and his (“belonging to him” doesn’t)(same as its).
Impress your friends. Save my teeth. Use it’s and its correctly. Its, “belonging to it”; it’s, it is. That’s it.
Robert Elliott
got it
Jan Timmons replied
You already had it, Robert. I’m quite sure.
H M Bascom
ROFLOL I share your anguish.
Steve Buffington
Ok, its easy..Oh, sorry. It’s easy. Thanks!—Steve
Jan Timmons replied
Heh.
nadine henley
LOL – hope you feel better for the rant, jan, but that’s all the good it’ll do! I even tried that he’s and his thing with my students one year and some of them actually started using hi’s. Not sure if it was deliberate just to annoy me but who knows. They’re (not their, not there) probably still doing it. I think this is a lost battle, since texting came in. Who can be bothered to find apostrophes at all? Theyre [sic] doomed! But here’s to them, one last time!
Lorraine Creagh
It urks me as well.
Jan Timmons replied
Funny woman! You were too subtle for me, I must admit. I didn’t want to comment, in case you had not misspelled “irks” deliberately. Clever.
Bonnie T. Barry
As a retired high school English teacher, I can sympathize with your point of view, Jan. Its, it’s gave me fits for years, and I still cringe when I see the misuse.
Jan Timmons replied
I’ll bet one doesn’t merely stop noticing, once retired. I doubt texting, twitter, and cell phones in general will help grammar and punctuation, Bonnie. I realize language grows and changes, but misuse by native English speakers seems silly, doesn’t it?
Vasile Stan
Although I’m not an editor, I suffering from the same teeth grinding when I see this misuse you pointing at. Another one with similar effect on my teeth is your used instead of you’re... LOL… is there any medication against teeth grinding, ‘cause I don’t think there’s an easy cure for misuse of its or your.
Jan Timmons replied
You’re absolutely right, but I didn’t want to sound too picky with a long list of grievances. After all, I’m not bilingual. I can’t decide whether to use a “u” in colour or write it the American way without the “u”.
Lynn Moore
Got it – don’t be surprised if I forget it again though : ) I’ll try really hard to be aware of this – I don’t even know if I do it or not, but I don’t want there to be gnashing of teeth! I hope someday you will be set free from this editor’s curse : )
Jan Timmons replied
I do, too, Lynn. I suspect good photographers gnash their teeth if they peruse my attempts at photography. Some cringe upon seeing a driver using a cell phone. We all need good dentists.
Jack McCabe
Another argument that comes up is the use of the apostrophe for denoting possessive noun.
The boy’s books or the boys’ books?
See here
Jan Timmons replied
The singular versus the plural ownership, yes. That’s a fun website, Jack. Thank you.
DragonFlyer
Have you caught me out and ground your (not you’re) teeth at me yet Jan? The signs outside so many cafes and shops literally put me off going in there… and I admit to allowing myself a commonly known expletive or 2 on seeing drivers talking on phones or texting… Grrrrr…..
Jan Timmons replied
Grrrr says it all for me, K.
Lynn Moore
I’m not sure what I do as a therapist – I guess people’s fear is that I am analyzing them – and as much as I try to stay “off the clock” when I am not in the office, I suppose it is an occupational hazard to look more deeply into people’s words, art, etc. than the average person would. We all have our blessings, curses, pet peeves and weaknesses like you said : ) You know how they say our biggest strength can also be our biggest weakness, I think it’s true. Hey, I did it right – it does pay to set people straight sometimes!! I never use these abbreviations but LOL to you!
Jan Timmons replied
Several good topics to which to respond, Lynn, but midnight approaches here in Alaska. And you must be two or three hours ahead of us.
WatscapePhoto
Well said, Jan. English is not neccessarily an easy language but some rules are logical. Let’s not get into spelling though LOL
Jan Timmons replied
Up already, Steven? Just past 8 a.m. there? I’m about to kip down now. Thanks; I thought that seemed logical and fairly intuitive. Why so difficult?
Spelling using web-browser assistance comes more easily now.
Karen Betts
Ok I have had my hand severly slapped, and will try and remember to to this, See im scared of using that word now. LOL See you have had a great education I was at school when they decided to use the ITA method, to read and write and spell or translated spell the word as it is pronnounced, so boy was spelt bouy, and I was taught that in my primary school, only at age 11 or so did they decide this goverment idea was not working they triedto re teach us to read and write in the normal fashion. So hence my spelling and grammar is poor but i love to read and write as you know in the comments i leave, but spelling may be off.LOL
Jan Timmons replied
I’m just glad that your school system didn’t squash your creativity or enthusiasm. You express yourself well, Karen, and observe things others miss. I admire you.
Karen Betts
I favoured this so i can look at it any time im concerend im not got it right. : )))))))))))
DeviousLili
I have the same reaction with “your” versus “you’re”. Holy hannah. It’s as if people get further and further beyond schooling and forget how to write complete sentences!! But the end is never quite yolked to its means. I keep entertaining the hope that one day the English language might again shine like the crazy diamond that it is.
I wait.
chijude
Love it!! It’s something…. “up with which you will not put”!! That apostrophe simply must learn to know its place.
You made me chuckle.
Jan Timmons replied
Thanks for the grins. You helped me chuckle, in return.
shallay
You know, I used to be so particular about grammar when younger, but started forgetting the rules as I got older. I never get the (it’s) part wrong, because that’s easy to remember -it’s the possessive pronoun ( as pointed out by Jack McCabe) where I come undone. Used to have this fantastic grammar book by Mem Fox that has disappeared off my library shelf – I sure miss it! Anyway, I do thank you for this revision today – it’s actually quite hard to find a good web reference for these rules.
Jan Timmons replied
Sometimes I can’t get out of working, even as a consultant. I try, but my accountant thinks I should work. Thus, I still have shelves of style guides. One online guide is called Guide to Grammar and Style and Grammar Girl (I loathe the art, but what do I know?).
shallay
Oops – possessive noun, not pronoun!
Jan Timmons replied
You were correct the first time. “It” is a pronoun. I think perhaps we should return to grunts and hand gestures. Actually, in 20 years, texting, tweeting, etc., will take over and this will become obsolete. Fortunately, by then I won’t care, and will be toothless.
shallay
Ah – I remember now. The problem I have yet to solve is – its vs. its’
So, dearly beloved great doyen of grammar Queen – can you -PLEASE_ advise someone who has forgotten their Primary School grammar on the answer to this dilemma? When you use plural for its – you put the apostrophe on the end for many its, right? (its’) And if it’s just one ‘it’ that becomes plural – you have to leave off the apostrophe and say its – yeah? You can’t go with the other rule about putting the apostrophe before the s without creating conflict with the ‘it is’ rule.
Jan Timmons replied
Nay, never. No its’ exists. Its, “belonging to it”, is all there is, at least in this language.
Georgie Hart
This one troubles me Jan, it’s one place I’m often tempted to put a superfluous apostrophe. Possibly not quite so malignant as the trend of adding an apostrophe to “plural’s” though!
Jan Timmons replied
I know. Sometimes I have to think, “it is” in order to remember to add the apostrophe for it’s. Wonder why “there’s” seems easier, as in “there is”?
OldBirch
Ha! I completely understand, though I don’t undergo the anguish that you professional readers and teachers do. And speaking of colour vs. color, I would say that neither is correct, only conventional. “Culer” would be the correct version! In fact…oh man…what have you done to me, Jan…it will be sleepless nights now until I finish this. Stand by…
Jan Timmons replied
You’re such a cute fruitcake, C.
Cherax
Good vent Jan, its good your helping to put the apostrophe it’s place. Ive my own pet peeves with people verbising there nouns such as in the word ‘leverage’.
Jan Timmons replied
Couldn’t have bollixed that any better. Sublime way with words, Rod.
Brian Carey
Hi Jan I am not a linguist and one who perhaps makes these errors all to often, all please forgive me! But as arm armchair psychologist I would say that a venture into E Prime can open new doors, it was and still is for me food for thought!
Jan Timmons replied
Excellent, Brian. I love the active voice and have long sought attribution in writing. (A hopeless cause in government- and corporate-speak, i.e., “A mistake was made.” By whom? Will anyone admit it?
Great reference. Down with all forms of the verb “to be”, such as “it is” or “it was”.
CraigsMom
I agree. I once saw a billboard printed, “Beach front condo living at it’s best”. That was years ago, and I still wonder how that one ever got past the editing! I also hate there and their being used incorrectly. It is a curse, I guess!!!!