SO YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, SILLY BEE...

So you want to be with me, silly bee…

So you think you want to be with me
Silly bee
Let me list the reasons, at least 10, there are more
endlessly
That you really wouldn’t want this, you see

(1)You want to be with me
Silly bee
The truth is I have toe fungus
Embarrrassingly

(2)You want to be with me
Silly bee
I have no eyebrows, and very little hair
This is because I have had an infection in my body for 12 years
I look like BOO, with no key

(3)You want to be with me
Silly bee
My door is broken, and it hurts to pee
Very very matter of factly

(4)You want to be with me
Silly bee
I dig clothes out of the garbage, they are my favorites
Stylishly simple for me

(5)You want to be with me
Silly bee
Sometimes I drop my candy on the floor, and I pick it back up and eat it
It is tastier this way, added nutritional floor mites, hee hee

(6)You want to be with me
Silly bee
I am very heavy, and in pain all the time
It hurts like hell, happy me, gee

(7)You want to be with me
Silly bee
I am being persecuted by people in red
They broke my head, and now I’m dead, wee

(8)You want to be with me
Silly bee
I have nightmares about broken boxes and car alarms that won’t quit
Oh haberdashery

(9)You want to be with me
Silly bee
I have no rights, so I don’t exist
I am just a condemned tree

(10)You want to be with me
Silly bee
The most important reason to avoid me
Would be that I am not free

JANE Á PARIS

Copyright ©2008 JANE Á PARIS

SO YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME, SILLY BEE...

JaneAParis

Joined February 2008

Artist's Description

This is a poem I wrote in response to someone’s interest in me, I wasn’t feeling very marketable (attractive or desirable), and I listed the reasons why…most important was the last reason.

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