Here is a nice hat for you...

Here is a nice hat for you…we noticed that your head was cold from all that hair loss. We are truly sorry it took us 14 years to get it to you, you must have been freezing your little #%$#!* off, but here it is at last. Of course we still might try to charge you for it, even though we stole it from you 14 years ago on purpose, and of course we don’t care really that your *&%$#!@ froze off, but we will pretend like we do. Oh, you poor little thing you! Oh, we didn’t mention that we might have to cut out your brain in order to provide this nice new hat to you, but don’t worry about it…with a nice fuzzy multi-colored woolen hat like that, who needs a BRAIN?

JANE À PARIS
Writing and Image Copyright ©2009 JANE À PARIS

Here is a nice hat for you...

JaneAParis

Joined February 2008

Artist's Description

…the mean tricks and games of life…I appreciate the hat, but what happened to my brain?

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