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ELMER’S GLUE…
DIPPITY-DO…
SHOE GOO…
WINNIE THE POOH…
NIGHTIE, JUST PEEKING THROUGH…
LOOKS LIKE HONEYDEW…

WORDS ARE FUNNY…
BETTER THAN MONEY…
THEY JINGLE JANE-GLE IN MY BRAIN…
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SILLY PUTTY…
MY PUSSYCAT DOLL LOOKS SLUTTY…
AND EVERY TIME I PULL HER CORD SHE TALKS SMUTTY…
DON’T TELL UNDERDOG, BECAUSE IT IS NUTTY
BUT I THINK HIS GIRLFRIEND SWEET POLLY PUREBRED LOOKS MUTTY…
WHY YES, I AM FEELING RATHER RUDDY AND RUTTY…

I DREAM OF JEANIE…
DO YOU THINK HER BELLY BUTTON WAS OBSCENE?..
BETTER UNSEEN IN EVERY SCENE…
HOLY BOLOGNIE!!!
OSCAR MEYER WEENIE…
DON’T TELL ANYONE, BUT I HAVE A CRUSH ON MR. CLEAN…WEE!!!

JINGLE JANE-GLE…
DINGLE DANG-GAL…
THEY FILL MY MIND…
AND THEY HELP ME UNWIND…

SPIDER-MAN CARTOONARAMA…
NIGERIAN DWARF GOATS THAT LIVE ALABAMA…
NAUGHTY GIRL, …PENITENTIARY PAJAMAS…
THE WONDERS AND THE WHYS ARE KNOWN TO GOD, KAMA, …
THE TEMPORAL WORLD IS BEFORE US, AND THEN WE PASS AWAY, THE AWE…
GAMMA CRUCIS IS THE THIIRD BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SOUTHERN CROSS, HAW…
I HAVE BEEN TOLD I AM A SOUTHPAW…
SOMEONE TOOK AFTER IT WITH A RIPSAW…
…SO NOW I MUST SEARCH FOR MY JACKDAW…
HOW DID I GET SO SERIOUS…
I MUST BE DELIRIOUS…
NO, IN REALITY I AM FURIOUS…

I HAVE DIRE NEED TO RETURN TO THE LIGHT HEARTED, THE CURIOUS…
AWAY FROM DEEP THOUGHTS WHICH CAN BE INJURIOUS…

MY WORDS ARE FAR, FAR, FAR FROM PERFECT…
SOME ARE TOO LONG, SOME ARE TOO SHORT…
SOME ARE JUST TOTALLY INDIRECT OR INCORRECT…
BUT I DARE TO STATE THEM AS I FEEL AND SORT…
THEM, FOR THEY MAKE ME SMILE…
AND THEN IT IS WORTH ALL THE WHILE…

LUCKY CHARMS…
SMELLY UNDERARMS…
CHEESE AND FRUIT BASKETS FROM HICKORY FARMS…
MISS PIGGY IN KERMIT’S ARMS…
AH, LOVE…
THE GIFT FROM ABOVE…
AND LAUGHTER TOO…
TO HELP US BECOME ANEW…

SOCK AND SEA MONEYS…
PIXIE STRAW CANDY JUNKIES…
DON’T TELL GRANDMA, BUT SHE SMELLS KIND OF FUNKY…
POINT ME TOWARD SOMEONE BIG AND HUNKY…

JANE-GLE DANG-GAL…
JINGLE DINGLE…
IT FILLS MY MIND WITH RHYME…
SOME OUT OF PLACE, OUT OF MIND, AND OUT OF TIME…

WONDER WOMAN AND BATGIRL, WITH CELLULITE AND OUT OF TONE…
THE TWILIGHT ZONE…
A COTTON CANDY CONE…
BABY STEWIE…FULL GROWN…
COW WITHOUT CHICKEN, ALL ALONE…

ROTO ROOTER…
MY DOG’S NAME IS SCOOTER…
HE USED TO BE PLAYFUL AND CUTER…
UNTIL HE WAS TUTORED AND NEUTERED…
DON’T TELL ANYONE, BUT YOU CAN BUY ONLINE POOTER TOOTERS…
BY THE WAY, I HAPPEN TO HATE RECRUITERS, POLLUTERS, AND TROUBLE SHOOTERS…
BARBIE DOLL SURE HAS ONE HECK OF A SET OF HOOTERS…
I THINK I NEED A PANTY DROPPER SHOOTER…

MANGLE MINGLE…
FINGLE FANGLE…
I SHOULD STOP OUT OF MORAL AND SOCIAL CONSCIOUSNESS …
BEFORE MY BRAIN FARTS HURT YOUR MENTAL FACULTIES…
SOMETIMES I’M A LITTLE BOISTEROUS AND WELL THIS POEM JUST REEKS OF WRONGNESS…
I AM ALMOST CLOSE TO CASHING OUT, IF YOU PLEASE…

MY SLOBBERY TOY BINKY…
PEPÉ LE PEW ROMANCES, OH HOW STINKY…
WINKY DINK AND YOU, OH AND DON’T FORGET THE SLINKY…
BETTY BOOP WAS A LITTLE KINKY…
PONDERING THAT, I THINK I WILL GO EAT A TWINKIE…

MY VERY VERY VERY GREEN PET, CHI-CHI-CHI-CHIA…
KAOPECTATE, FOR EXTRA-STRENGTH HELP WITH DIARRHEA…
FAMOUS DEAD POETS, FROM SOUTH KOREA…
DIPS, SKINNY DIPPING WITH DIPHTHERIA…

I MUST SIGN OUT BEFORE I AM LYNCHED…
I SAW SOME OF YOU FLINCH AS IF YOU WERE PINCHED…
TO THE POETRY HALL OF FAME, I AM SURE I HAVE INCHED…
MY GOODNESS I PROBABLY HAVE IT CLINCHED…
IT IS SUCH A CINCH…

JANE À PARIS

Copyright ©2008 JANE À PARIS

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JaneAParis

Joined February 2008

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