Three things to say George bush:
No.1 Hah your name is funny
No.2 How do you choose those random countries you invade?
No.3 Did your mother breast-feed you?
Three to say to Gordon brown:
No.1 so umm were you actually voted in?
No.2 how on earth does the weight of your head not crush you?
No.3 How come your mate Prescott can get some sweet secretary ass but you still don’t know the touch of a woman?
Three things to say to God:
No.1 what happened to the smitings life became kinda boring when you got all placid on our asses?
No.2 So that Mormon dude did you really give him gold tablets or is he a big fat liar and if he is then should I pound him for you?
No.3 women just three slight criticisms there all shoulda had big boobs, less easily offended and no tongue to nag with ( nah just kiddin I love women, big thumbs up, finest master piece you ever did and if you weren’t almighty I might give you a round of applause but I fear you’ll just feel patronised and kick me really hard in the nads when you judge me)
Three things to say to Hitler:
No.1 sooo i’m not jewish now i’ve broken the ice lets get down (again kidding if i was gay i’d set my sights slightly higher than an ugly dead german not to mention the tash)
No.2 so when you comin back I heard from some book that on the third day Jesus would rise again and kick the shit out of Hitler. So when Jesus comes back second time round you comin back for round two?
No.3 just to say you may be the most famous ass hole on the entirety of history but boy you sure did suck compared to chairman Mau if you and he had a fight to see who could kill most people in a day he’d trounce your little efficient german ass.
So just thinking what I’d say to these people and being the kind and generous person I am decided to share.