Mark Chapman

A beautiful girl came up one day to my studio at home.
"can you paint me in the nude" she said, "and I promise never to roam".
So I got my paintbrush and my paints, and then between my blushe…

A true story.
One day my wife was sitting in our living room watching TV, when Rosie came in the room and looked at her intently. She then ran out of the room only to return a short time later…

He said "Where shall I bury my Dog?"

I replied to that man that there are various places in which a dog may be buried. I am thinking of a Welsh Springer Spaniel whose coat was flame in the s…

The old bridge is still there,
How many feet have crossed it?
How many children have played on it?
How many have rested on it and just thought,
Each one temporary lost in their own imaginat…