Intrepid explorer Rosie prepares for an dangerous expedition that will take her to the far reaches of the back garden in search of the elusive “Lost Bone of last night’s Roast dinner”.
The tale of this enormous Bone has been passed down from Dog to Pup for centuries. No Dog has ever found this “Lost Bone” although many have tried and failed over the years.
Rosie came across a very old and wise Labrador at a local funfair who read her Paw and told her that she was the chosen one.
Rosie says she will not rest until the elusive “Lost Bone of last night’s Roast dinner” has been found. She says that when she finds it, she will donate it to the Rescued Labrador-Springer cross museum of antiquity for others to marvel at.
I have to go now, she has just asked me to fetch her whip and jungle knife……..